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“Has my beer come? Hey, there, Kuno”—this to the Jap, who was grinning
in the doorway. “Bring me some of my beer! Bring me a bucketful—a
tubful. By Jees, I brought some in my car—I wouldn’t take a chance. Did
you hear what happened to Pete O’Reilly? Damn fool tried to come across
the border with a crate of whiskey in his car; told me it cost him a
hundred dollars a quart before he got through! Christ amighty, Verne,
how do you stand this?”
“Well, for one thing, I drink lemonade instead of beer.” This was a
reform which Bunny had imposed upon his father, and now Dad was very
proud of it.
“No pop for me!” said Verne. “By Jees, I’ll have my suds in the
bath-tub. Any women about, Verne?” And Mr. Roscoe kicked off his shoes
and his trousers, and sat himself under an electric fan. “The damn thing
blows hot air!” he said; and then he looked at Bunny. “Well, here’s our
boy Bolsheviki! Where’s the red flag?”
Now Bunny was expecting to reach the impressive age of twenty-one in a
month or two, and he had heard all possible variations on this
“Bolsheviki” joke. But he was host, and had to smile. “I see you read
the papers.”
“Say, kiddo, you made the front page all right! It did me a lot of good
in some negotiations. Come down to the office and I’ll introduce you to
a Soviet commissar in disguise; they’re trying to sell me a concession
in the Urals. ‘Where the hell is that?’ I says; but it seems there is
really such a place, unless they have forged some atlases. The guy
started to pull this brotherhood of man stuff on me, and I says, ‘Sure,
I’m great on that dope,’ I says. ‘The junior member of our firm is in
the business! Look at this, by Jees,’ and I showed him the papers, and
we’ve been ‘Tovarish’ ever since!”
III
Well, Tovarish Roscoe went to bed, in Nile green silk pajamas on a cot
out in the court alongside the fountain; and at five in the morning they
woke him, so that he might go out with Dad and the geologist and the
engineer, to O. K. the plans for the Bandy tract. He came back with the
sunrise in his eyes, puffing and snorting, and yelling for beer instead
of breakfast, and how would he get some more when this gave out? They
persuaded him that he must not try to cross the desert until the sun
went down, so he and Dad and Bunny retired into the living-room, and
shut all the doors and windows, to stick it out as best they could.
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