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Well, the sun got to work on the roof and walls of that house, and every
ten minutes the great man would get up and look at the thermometer and
emit another string of mule-skinner’s technicalities. By the middle of
the morning he was frantic; declaring that surely there must be some way
to cool a house. By Jees, let’s get a hose and soak this room! But
Bunny, who had studied physics, said that would only shift them from the
climate of the desert to the climate of the Congo river. Mr. Roscoe
suggested turning the hose on the veranda and the roof; and Bunny called
the gardener boy, and pretty soon there were half a dozen sprinklers
going, a regular rain-storm over the doors and windows of the
living-room.
But that was not enough, so Dad went to the phone and called up the
foreman of the sheet metal shop, and he said sure thing, he could design
a refrigerator; and Dad said to drop everything else and build one, and
he’d pay the men a dollar apiece extra if they finished it inside an
hour. So here came four fellows with a truck and a big metal box with
double walls all the way from the floor to the ceiling; and they cut a
hole in the floor for a vent-pipe, and brought in about half a ton of
cracked ice from the ice-plant, and a couple of sacks of salt, and in a
few minutes the thermometer showed a zero wind blowing out from the
bottom of that box. The great man moved over close to it, and in a
little while he began to sigh with content, and in half an hour he gave
a loud “Kerchoo!” and they all roared with laughter.
After that he was sleepy, with all the beer he had drunk, and had a nap
on the lounge, while Dad went out to see to the drilling. And then the
party had lunch, and Mr. Roscoe had another nap, after which he felt
fine, and did a lot of talking, and Bunny learned some more about the
world in which he lived. “Jim,” said the “magnate,” “I want two hundred
thousand dollars of your money.”
“Where’s your gun?” said Dad, amiably.
“You’ll get it back many times over. It’s a little fund we’re raising,
me and Pete O’Reilly and Fred Orpan. We can’t talk about it except to a
few.”
“What is it, Verne?”
“Well, we’re getting ready for the Republican convention, and by Jees,
it’s not going to be any god-damn snivelling long-faced college
professor! We’re going to get a round-faced man, like you and me, Jim!
I’m going on to Chicago and pick him out.”
“You got anybody in mind?”
“I’m negotiating with a fellow from Ohio, Barney Brockway, that runs the
party there. He wants us to take their Senator Harding; big chap with a
fine presence, good orator and all that, and can be trusted—he’s been
governor there, and does what he’s told. Brockway thinks he can put him
over with two or three million, and he’ll pledge us the secretary of the
interior.”
“I see,” said Dad—not having to ask what that meant.
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