California, Southern -- Fiction; Motion picture industry -- Fiction; Petroleum industry and trade -- Fiction; Political fiction
Bunny, who was a rebel in his own line, sat up and took notice of this
conversation; and you may be sure that Vee did not fail to take notice
of the young oil prince, flashing him mischief with her sparkling black
eyes. The footman brought her a plate of soup in a golden bowl, and she
took one glance and cried, “Oh, my God, take it away, it’s got starch in
it! Annabelle, are you trying to drive me out of the profession?” Then,
to Bunny, “They say that nobody can eat a quail a day for thirty days;
but Mr. Ross, what would you say if I told you I have eaten two lamb
chops and three slices of pineapple every day for seven years?”
“I would ask, is that an Egyptian rite, or maybe Scythian?”
“It is the prescription of a Hollywood doctor who specializes in
reducing actresses. We public idols are supposed to be rioting in
luxury, but really we have only one dream—to buy enough Hollywood real
estate so that we can retire and eat a square meal!”
“Don’t you really ever steal one?” asked Bunny, sympathetically.
She answered, “Ours are the kind of figures that never lie. You can ask
Tommy Paley what would happen if they were to see any fat on me when the
gentleman heavy tears my clothes off! They would put me into the comics,
and I’d earn my living being rolled down hill in a barrel!”
VII
Conversation at this dinner-party, as at most dinner-parties in America
at that time, resembled a walk along the edge of a slippery ditch.
Sooner or later you were bound to slide in, and after that you could not
get out, but finished your walk in the ditch. “Mr. Ross,” said
Annabelle, in her capacity as hostess, “I notice you aren’t drinking
your wine. You can trust what we have—it’s all pre-war stuff.” And so
they were in the ditch, and talked about Prohibition.
The law was two years and a half old, and the leisure classes were just
realizing the full extent of the indignity which had been inflicted upon
them. It wasn’t the high prices—they were all of them seeking ways to
spend money rapidly; but it was the inconvenience, and the difficulties
of being sure what you were getting. People escaped the trouble by
pinning their faith to some particular bootlegger; Bunny noticed it as
an incredible but universal phenomenon that persons otherwise the most
cynical, who made it the rule of their lives to trust nobody, would
repeat the wildest stories which men of the underworld had told them,
about how this particular “case of Scotch” had just been smuggled in
from Mexico, or maybe stolen from the personal stock of a visiting duke
in Canada.
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