MASTER SIMON AS CLERK 81 BREAKFAST 84 VIEWING THE DOGS 85 MASTER SIMON GOING TO CHURCH 88 THE VILLAGE CHURCH 91 THE PARSON 93 REBUKING THE SEXTON 95 EFFIGY OF A WARRIOR 96 MASTER SIMON AT CHURCH 97 THE VILLAGE CHOIR 97 THE VILLAGE TAILOR 98 AN OLD CHORISTER 100 THE SERMON 101 CHURCHYARD GREETINGS 104 FROSTY THRALDOM OF WINTER 106 MERRY OLD ENGLISH GAMES 109 THE POOR AT HOME 111 VILLAGE ANTICS 112 TASTING THE SQUIRE'S ALE 113 THE WIT OF THE VILLAGE 115 COQUETTISH HOUSEMAID 116 ANTIQUE SIDEBOARD 119 THE COOK WITH THE ROLLING-PIN 120 THE WARRIOR'S ARMS 121 "FLAGONS, CANS, CUPS, BEAKERS, GOBLETS, BASINS, AND EWERS" 122 THE CHRISTMAS DINNER 123 A HIGH ROMAN NOSE 124 THE PARSON SAID GRACE 125 THE BOAR'S HEAD 126 THE FAT-HEADED OLD GENTLEMAN 129 PEACOCK PIE 130 THE WASSAIL BOWL 132 THE SQUIRE'S TOAST 134 THE LONG-WINDED JOKER 136 LONG STORIES 138 THE PARSON AND THE PRETTY MILKMAID 139 MASTER SIMON GROWS MAUDLIN 140 THE BLUE-EYED ROMP 143 THE PARSON'S TALE 144 THE SEXTON'S REBUFF 146 THE CRUSADER'S NIGHT RIDE 148 ANCIENT CHRISTMAS AND DAME MINCE-PIE 151 ROBIN HOOD AND MAID MARIAN 152