Once in a long while Banker McElwin made it a policy to gather up a
number of his boastful relations, reinforced by a number of friends,
and then conduct the party to the house of another kinsman, where he
would give them an evening of delight. He did not give notice of these
gracious recognitions, preferring to make the event sweeter with
surprise. On his part it was a generous forgetfulness of
self-importance--it was as if a placid and beneficent moon had come to
beam upon a cluster of stars. To the men he would quote stocks, as if,
a lover of letters, he were giving a poem to a "mite society." Upon
the ladies he would smile and throw off vague hints of future silks
and fineries.
One evening this coterie gathered at the home of Jasper Staggs. Old
Jasper, in his earlier days, had been a town marshal, and it was his
boast that he had arrested Steve Day, the desperado who had choked
the sheriff and defied the law. This great feat was remembered by the
public, and old Jasper nursed it as a social pension. But it did not
bring in revenue sufficient to sustain life, so he made a pretense of
collecting difficult accounts while his wife and "old maid" daughter
did needlework and attended to the few wants of one boarder, Sam
Lyman. The "banker's society" recognized the Staggs family in the
evening of the day which followed Sam Lyman's call at the First
National, and was in excitable progress while Lyman, in ignorance of
it all, prolonged his talk with Warren. In the family sitting room the
banker talked of the possibility of a panic in Wall Street. In the
parlor the younger relatives were playing games, with Annie Staggs,
the old maid, as director of ceremonies. After a time they hit upon
the game of forfeits. Miss Eva McElwin, the great man's daughter, fell
under penalty, and the sentence was that she should go through the
ceremony of marriage with the first man who came through the door. At
that moment Sam Lyman entered the room. He was greeted with shouts and
clapping of hands, and he drew back in dismay, but Miss Annie ran to
him and led him forward. Eva McElwin, with a pout, turned to some one
and said:
"What, with that thing?"
"Oh, you've got to," was shouted. "Yes, you have."
"Well, what is expected of me?" Lyman asked.
"Why," Miss Annie cried, "you've got to marry a young lady, the belle
of Old Ebenezer."
He had often gazed at the girl, in church, had been struck by her
beauty, but had shared the belief of the envious--that she was a
charming "simpleton."
"Well, don't you think you'd better introduce us?"
"Oh, no, it will be all the funnier."
"Marry, and get acquainted afterwards, eh? Well, I guess that is the
rule in society. I beg your pardon," he added, speaking to Miss
McElwin, "for not appearing in a more appropriate garb, but as there
seems to be some hurry in the matter, I haven't the time nor the
clothes to meet a more fashionable demand. I am at your service."
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