Older men -- Fiction; Squatters -- Fiction; Western stories
The patriarch rubbed a hand across his eyes as if disturbed and
perplexed, and then said, “do then? Do then? I’ll--I’ll--why, I don’t
just know what I’ll do. I wouldn’t want a lot of people here in this
camp of mine. They might spoil things. But--I’d like one of them talkin’
machines that sings songs and makes bands play, and all that. If I was
rich, I’d git me one of them things and git some feller ter learn me how
ter run it. Then I’d take her out under the trees on nice days and play
all them tunes, and---- Do you fellers reckon trees hears things like
that and likes ’em?”
The partners gravely admitted that they had never considered such
matters, and humored his whimsies, by admitting that they hoped trees
did hear, and that Old Harmless might find the ledge, and buy the
phonograph.
On a certain Christmas Eve they made their trip in the moonlight, when
the great shield of snow beneath the still and motionless trees lay
pale, or patterned with the infinite beauty of lacework wrought by
shadow in nature’s inimitable, delicate intricacy. Their snowshoes
squeaked crisply. The exalations of their breathing thrust tiny clouds
of gray vapor ahead of them; but of all these physical manifestations
they were oblivious, because the giant carried under his arm, as
tenderly as if it were an infant, a square box, and behind him came the
sturdy, squat figure of David, his partner, taking two steps to the
giant’s one, panting, and with equal care clutching across his shoulder
in a sling another box filled with records.
“I reckon,” David panted, “that he’ll be tickled to death with that tune
called Clementiner, seein’ as it’s about an old cuss who mined
hereabouts in ’forty-nine.”
“Humph! Met my love on the Alamo suits me better,” Goliath grunted.
“Sh’d think you’d had enough of wimmen,” said David scornfully.
“They ain’t got nothin’ whatever to do wih tunes,” Goliath replied with
such emphasis that his partner read the danger signs and made no further
comment. And preference for tunes meant nothing when they witnessed the
joy of Old Harmless, for it amounted almost to stupefaction.
“As fur as I kin see now,” he said, after listening to the entire
collection of records, “they ain’t much else on this earth that I
specially hanker fur. If I don’t never strike that there ledge--and
she’s sure here somewheres!--I kin always scratch up enough dust ter buy
grub and what clothes I need, and I live in the all-firedest purtiest
place in the whole gosh-dinged world, and now I got somethin’ to sort of
keep me company, in that box you boys has brought me! Yes, sire-e-e! I
reckon I’m about the happiest man on this earth.”
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