Kentucky -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, American
“Then set right still and do so,” commanded Judge Priest. “I'm goin' to
take you into my confidences jest as soon as I see how my way of doin'
the thing works out. We oughter git some definite results before dark
this evenin'. And listen here, son, a minute--when all's said and
done even Quintus Q. Montjoy, Esquire, ain't no more of a stickler
for follering after the Code than whut I am. I'm jest ez full of
time-hallowed precedents ez he is--and maybe even more so.”
“Callin' me, Jedge?” The speaker was Jefferson Poindexter, who appeared
at the door leading into the hall.
“Yes, I was--been callin' you fur a half hour--more or less,” stated
his master. “Jeff, you take this here parcel over to Mister Quintus
Q. Montjoy's and present it with the compliments of Mister Houser. You
needn't wait fur an answer--jest come on back. I reckin there won't be
no answer fur some little time.” He turned again to his nephew with the
air of a man who, having disposed of all immediate and pressing business
affairs, is bent now upon pleasurable relaxation.
“Son, ef you ain't got nothin' better to do this evenin' I wish't you'd
stay here and keep score fur the tournament. Playing crokay, I licked
the pants off'en that poor old Jimmy Bagby yis'tiddy, and now he wants
to git even.”
The judge spoke vaingloriously. “He's skeered to tackle me again
single-handed, I reckin. So him and Father Tom Minor are coinin'
over here to play me and Herman Felsburg a match game fur the crokay
champeenship of Clay Street and adjacent thoroughfares. They oughter be
here almost any minute now--I was jest layin' here, waitin' fur 'em and
sort of souplin' up my muscles.”
Playing magnificently as partners, Father Minor and Sergeant Bagby
achieved a signal victory--score three to one--over the Felsburg-Priest
team. The players, with the official referee who maintained a somewhat
abstracted, not to say a pestered, air, were sitting in the little
summer house, cooling off after the ardours of the sport. Jeff
Poindexter had been dispatched indoors, to the dining-room sideboard,
to mix and fetch the customary refreshments. The editor of the _Daily
Evening News_, who was by way also of being chief newsgatherer of that
dependable and popular journal, came up the street from the corner below
and halted outside the fence.
“Howdy, gentlemen!” over the paling he greeted them generally. “I've got
some news for you-all. I came out of my way, going back to the office,
to tell you.” He singled out the judge from the group. “Oh, you
_Veritas_” he called, jovially.
“Sh-h-h, Henry, don't be a-callin' me that,” spoke up Judge Priest with
a warning glance about him and a heavy wink at the editor. “Somebody
that's not in the family might hear you and git a false and a misleadin'
notion about the presidin; circuit judge of this district. Whut's your
news?”
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