Kentucky -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, American
“Well,” said Mr. Tompkins, “it's sort of unprofessional to be revealing
the facts before they're put in type but I reckon it's no great breach
of ethics to tell a secret to an occasional contributor of signed
communications--” he indicated Judge Priest, archly--“and the
contributor's close friends and relatives. Anyhow, you'd all know it
anyhow as soon as the paper comes out. Quintus Q. Montjoy is withdrawing
from the race for State Senator.”
“What?” several voices spoke the word in chorus, only Sergeant Bagby
pronounced it _Whut_ and Mr. Felsburg sounded the _W_ with the sound of
_V_ as in _Vocal._
“Montjoy quits. I've got his card of withdrawal right here in my pocket
now. Tobe, allow me to congratulate you on your prospect of getting the
nomination without any opposition at the polls.”
“Quits, does he?” echoed Judge Priest. “Well, do you boys know, I ain't
surprised. I've been lookin' fur him to do somethin' of that nature fur
the last two hours. I wonder whut delayed him?” He addressed the query
to space.
“He gives some reasons--maybe, yes?” asked Mr. Felsburg, releasing Mr.
Houser's hand which he had been shaking with an explosive warmth.
“Oh, yes,” said Editor Tompkins, “I suppose he felt as if he had to do
that. The principal reason he gives is that he finds he cannot spare
the time from his business interests for making an extended canvass--and
also his repugnance to engaging further in a controversy with a man who
so far forgets himself as to resort to physical violence in the course
of a joint debate upon the issues of the day. That's a nice little
farewell side-slap at you, Houser.
“But I gleaned from what I picked up after I got over to Montjoy's in
answer to his telephone message asking me to call that there may have
been other reasons which are not set forth in his card of withdrawal,”
continued Mr. Tompkins. “In fact, about the time I got over there--to
his house--Hod Maydew arrived in a free state of perspiration and
excitement--Hod's been up in Louisville on business, you know, and
didn't get in until the two-thirty train came--and I rather gathered
from what he said a little bit ago to Quintus Q., in the privacy of the
dining room while I was waiting in the library, that he was considerably
put out about something. His voice sounded peeved--especially when he
was calling Montjoy's attention to the fact that even if he should win
the race now, he wouldn't be able to take the oath of office. Anyhow, I
think that's what he was saying.
“Say, Judge, just for curiosity's sake now and strictly between
ourselves--just what was the message, or whatever it was, that you sent
over to Montjoy's right after dinner? I overheard something about that
too.”
“Oh, that?” said the judge, as all eyes turned in his direction. “That
was jest a spare copy of the Code that I happened to have 'round the
house--with a page in it marked and turned down.”
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