Kentucky -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, American
“The Code--what Code?” Mr. Tompkins pressed the point like the alert
collector of news that he was.
“The Code and the Statutes--with the accent on the Code,” answered the
old judge, simply. “Although, speakin' pussonally, I pay more attention
to the Statutes than some folks do. In fact it would seem like some
persons who are reasonably well informed on most subjects--ancestors fur
instance--ain't never took the time to peruse them old Statutes of ourn
with the care they should give to 'em ef they're aimin' to engage in
the job of bein' a statesman.” He faced his nephew. “Tobe, my son, this
oughter be a great lesson to you--it's a work that'll bear consid'able
study frum time to time. I'm afeared you ain't ez well posted on the
subject ez you should be. Well, this is a mighty good time to begin. You
kin take your first lesson right now.”
He stooped and lifted the lid of the croquet box, beneath the bench upon
which they had been sitting, and fetched forth a large, heavy volume,
bound in splotchy law calf. “I put my other copy here jest a little
while ago, thinkin' somebody might be interested later on in its
contents,” he explained as he ran through the leaves until he came to
a certain page. Upon that page, with a blunt forefinger, he indicated a
certain paragraph as he handed the tome over to his nephew.
“There, Tobe,” he ordered, “you've got a good strong voice. Read this
here section--aloud.”
So then, while the others listened, with slowly widening grins of
comprehension upon their several faces, and while Judge Priest stood
alongside, smiling softly, young Tobe read. And what he read was this:
“Oath to be taken by all officers--Form of Members of the General
Assembly and all officers, before they enter upon the execution of the
duties of their respective offices, and all members of the bar, before
they enter upon the practice of their profession, shall take the
following oath or affirmation: I do solemnly swear (or affirm, as the
case may be) that I will support the Constitution of the United States
and the Constitution of this Commonwealth, and be faithful and true to
the Commonwealth of Kentucky so long as I continue a citizen thereof,
and that I will faithfully execute, to the best of my ability, the
office of ------------ ------------ according to law; and I do solemnly
swear (or affirm) that since the adoption of the present Constitution,
I, being a citizen of this State, have not fought a duel with deadly
weapons within this State, nor out of it, nor have I sent or accepted
a challenge to fight a duel with deadly weapons, nor have I acted as
second in carrying a challenge, nor aided or assisted any person thus
offending, so help me God.”
Having read it aloud, young Houser now reread it silently to himself.
He was rather a slow-thinking and direct-minded person. Perhaps time was
needed for the full force and effect of the subject-matter to soak into
him. It was Mr. Tompkins who spoke next.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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