“The old bore thinks himself an old swell,” said someone else. “Tredgold
and Silverstamp, money changers,” said another. “Not half so
good--Tredgold and Wurst, sausage makers,” cried a third. They all
laughed so much, being easily satisfied in the way of wit, that Stella,
who was going to drive, came up flourishing her whip, to know what was
the joke.
“Oh, only about a funny sign we saw on the way,” said Mrs. Seton, with a
glance all round, quenching the laughter. The last thing that could have
entered Stella’s mind was that these guests of hers, so effusive in
their acceptance of her invitation, so pleased to be there, with
everything supplied for their day’s pleasure, were making a jest of
anything that belonged to her. She felt that she was conferring a favour
upon them, giving them “a great treat,” which they had no right to
expect.
“You must tell me about it on the way,” she said, beaming upon them with
gracious looks, which was the best joke of all, they all thought,
stifling their laughter.
Mr. Tredgold sent a great many wreathed smiles and gracious gestures to
the waggonette which was full of such a distinguished company, and with
Stella and her whip just ready to mount the driving-seat. They were new
friends he was aware. The men were all fashionable, “a cut above” the
Sliplin or even the smaller county people. The old gentleman loved to
see his little Stella among them, with her little delightful swagger and
air of being A 1 everywhere. I hope nobody will think me responsible for
the words in which poor Mr. Tredgold’s vulgar little thoughts expressed
themselves. He did not swagger like Stella, but loved to see her
swaggering. He himself would have been almost obsequious to the fine
folks. He had a remnant of uneasy consciousness that he had no natural
right to all this splendour, which made him deeply delighted when
people who had a right to it condescended to accept it from his hand.
But he was proud too to know that Stella did not at all share this
feeling, but thought herself A 1. So she was A 1; no one there was fit
to hold a candle to her. So he thought, standing at his door waving his
hands, and calling out congratulations on the fine day and injunctions
to his guests to enjoy themselves.
“Don’t spare anything--neither the horses nor the champagne; there is
plenty more where these came from,” he said.
Then the waggonette dashed off, leading the way; and Katherine followed
in the landau with the clergyman’s family from the Rectory, receiving
more of Mr. Tredgold’s smiles and salutations, but not so enthusiastic.
“Mind you make everybody comfortable, Kate,” he cried. “Have you plenty
of wraps and cushions? There’s any number in the hall; and I hope your
hampers are full of nice things and plenty of champagne--plenty of good
champagne; that’s what the ladies want to keep up their spirits. And
don’t be afraid of it. I have none but the best in my house.”
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