“Romp’s Mustake” had been talked about until the story had so grown that
most of the darkies thought the cat a ghost, and among the converts was
Scip’ Jones. The matter was discussed at bush meetings, corn-huskings
and cake-walks; so after the christening of Mollie Jones’ son (Scipio
Jonas Jones) at Zion Church, John Poney, Uncle Stephen Demby and Scip’
Jones were appointed to investigate Hayland Branch.
[Illustration:
MARS PINCKNEY WHEN A BOY.
]
Billy was at the christening, of course, and wanted the ghost story to
flourish, as it kept Talbot coon hunters from the branch. So he told his
Mars Pinckney that “niggahs cum fum Kyarline an’ Queen Anne’s County ter
hunt dat mash an’ branch, an’ ’skusin’ de Talbot hunters, he wouldn’ be
s’prised ef dey som’ time, when dey hongry, teck de oysters fum de
cove;” (Billy did)—“an’, young Marster, won’ you qualify me ter say dat
de branch hanted pow’ful?”
His Mars’ Pinckney said with sternness: “Billy, that is not the truth! I
want, however, to keep rogues and intruders out, and I will make and
give you something that will scare every nigger out of my meadow from
this day forward forevermore.”
So his Mars Pinckney, full of youth and deviltry, took a big pumpkin,
cut a hole through the top and bottom, and through the latter pushed a
tallow candle with a big wick. He cut eyeholes and a mouth, and, at
Billy’s suggestion, tacked on a medium-sized cucumber for a nose, and on
the sides or cheeks of the pumpkin, put sheepskin for whiskers, as Billy
said, “ter meck hit look sassy;” and then a grapevine was trimmed up and
tied through the top, and Billy was instructed what to do.
Parson Phil Demby was to baptize some sisters the next day—Sunday—and
Billy thought that a good time to consummate his plans.
It was very cold. The boys were skating, and the sisters were dipped
where the farmers had been cutting ice the day before. When Tilly Mink
was shoved under she had one of her pockets full of apples. The water
shocked her so, she immediately commenced to throw her arms around,
pawed the bottom, pawed Parson Demby overturned an’ thoroughly drenched
him (it was an honest dip) and pawed and tore the pocketful of apples;
and when Little Billy saw the apples come popping up, bobbing like
net-corks, and the Parson’s haste to get on dry land, he called out:
“Jes’ gib huh ’nubba dip, Pawson Demby; huh sins is cummin’ up fum huh
in clustahs!”
The negroes on the shore thought salvation at last had struck Billy,
and, the immersion over, they crowded about him.
Billy in a moment embraced his opportunity, and after a few remarks
about the cold, wanted to know where he could buy another coon dog;
expatiated upon the coon and ’possum tracks he had recently seen in
Hayland meadows, and further said, apparently unconcerned:
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