Ras could read a little, was far from being dull and doted on debating.
The subject, “Ho, Ho,” had been discussed far and near, and Rasmus had
“rassled” with it diligently; and now that the time had come, Zion
Church was packed and jammed. Uncle Reubin Viney, good and just, Sir
Oracle among his “Brers,” was judge.
The servants had all chipped in and gotten Captain Stitchberry, of the
grain schooner Margaret Jane, to buy the best $15 church-clock in
Baltimore. It was bought just after Parson Demby preached his great
sermon on “Fogitfulness.” Three-fourths of them could not tell the time.
On the door-face of the clock was a picture and written under it, “The
Finding of Moses.” It represented eleven females and a camel. Four of
the figures were very black. One of them, sitting in the bullrushes and
water, held in her lap a large basket with a top, in which was Moses,
and the daughter of Pharoah was looking wistfully at the prophet, who
was crying lustily, judging from the size of the tears in the picture.
The black figures had in their ears immense gold-colored earrings,
almost big enough for Moses to crawl through.
[Illustration:
The picture on the face of the Moses clock.
]
Captain Stitchberry had selected wisely, for no rosary could have been
more adored than that clock. The sun, moon and stars went by it. When it
struck you would suppose a small dinner-gong dwelt within.
Uncle Reubin Viney was seated on the platform when in strode Damon and
Rasmus, looking as proud as peacocks and confident as two victorious
gladiators.
They were both well-figured and had fine faces. Rasmus had on a blue
swallowtail coat with brass buttons, which he had borrowed from Ned
Young and which was given the latter by his marster _twenty years
before_. It was still new-looking, and rarely ever worn except on
Sundays.
Damon wore a coat given him by his marster. It was too big and too long;
however, it gave him a priestly look—was once worn by his “Mars’
Pinckney,” and of course, fit him. Shortly after they were seated, had
sipped some water and cleared their throats loud enough for the deaf to
hear, the Moses clock struck eight, whereupon Uncle Reubin arose and
said: “Sistus an’ brudders, I hab bin ’pinted futto judge an’ ’cide dis
rebate, which am, ‘Ef’n Ho, Ho wan’ uh Chine er Japne, who wuz he?’
“De jan’tor will please light de big lard-oil lamp, an’ ev’y nuss, dairy
maid, maid, cook, laundress an’ farmhand, young an’ ole, is ’quested not
ter gib any ’spression ter deah feelin’s ez dis house is sanctifide. I
now hab de honah ter interjuice Brer Deacon Damon Danridge.”
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