“Is you got de spider hot? Well, den, cut orf eight slices ub bacon an’
den we will hab uh slice ub bacon fuh each egg. Heah’s some kinlin’ wood
I picked up in Mars Pinckney’s woodpile, an’ by de time de bacon is
fryin’ good—dat is, de grease bilin’—speck me back wid fo’ catfish I
kotch in de net lars’ nite, which will keep us fum gittin’ horngry befo’
suppah time. I’m gwine ter de rebate ter-night.”
“Billy, ez I ondastan’ hit da ain’ much use gwine. Uncle Reubin, Pawson
Demby an’ Damon Danridge is on de side futto ’sterminate de witches, an’
dat fusty niggah, Jerry Jones, is fuh lettin’ de witches lib. Now I don’
kuh any mo’ fuh him dan I do fuh uh shirk! Tell me, lars’ nite at Mage
Rudd’s sto’ he spressify hissef dat he wuz so well ’quainted wid de
witches in Haylan’ Branch dat dey al’ays bow ter him when dey meet him;
an’ he say he of’n hab composation wid ’em, an’ dat dey hab de gre’tes’
condidence in him; an’ Mage Rudd say he has heahd de witches mo’n once
praisin’ him. He’s got uh bran’ new fiddle an’ bo’ dat cos’ $9, which he
made fum coon hides in one monf. De fac’ is, strange ez hit may seem,
dey won’ let nobody hunt in Haylan’ Branch ceppin Jerry. Mo’n dat, dey
tell me he said he wan’ feared ub de sponsibility ub rebatin’ by hissef;
dat de witches sass him sometimes, but fuh de mos’ part dey kine and
lubly.”
“Now, Nancy, Jerry nebba spressify dat de witches lubly.”
“Yas he did! Mo’n dat, Ceaser an’ Jerry Butler heah him, an’ dey so
pestered ’boutin dem witches ’stead ub walkin’ fum deah house thoo
Pleasant Walley ter wha dey keep deah boat on de ribba, not mo’n uh
quarter ub uh mile fum deah house, dey walks two miles ’roun’ de walley,
dey so feared dem witches ride an’ whup ’em. Hit wudn’ s’prise me ef’n
de debbil wuz ter transplant Jerry same ez de Lawd transplanted Eunuch.
Why, he’s ebin ’cused de Petracks ub lubbin’ an’ keepin’ comp’ny wid
witches. Hit’s scan’lus! Damon Danridge say dat he heah Jerry Jones say
dat Samuel de fus’ use ter let witches roos’ all erroun’ his house, an’
dat hit’s true dat Moses fell out wid uh witch an’ say, [10]”Thou shall
not suffah uh witch ter lib,” an’ he mout uh kilt ’em all, but jes’ den
Mars Noahy an’ his cullud son Ham driv up wid uh bag an’ say, “Saul, I’m
bleeged ter hab uh par ub witches fuh meh boat,” an’ Jerry ’low dat de
sponsibility resses wid Mars Noahy, de father ub dat lubly boy Ham.
“Stephen, what is de rebate ezactly? I dunno what you gwine fuh! I hab
uh gre’t mine ter meck you stay home an’ hab nuffin ter do wid witches.
How kin you go ter de rebate when da is three hens hatchin’, an’ minks
imperdent? Da is only one thing I want you ter go fuh, an’ I bin layin’
out futto tell you.
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