Greetings over, they all strolled to the new brick church, distant about
three-quarters of a mile. Like all the churches of that day, the pulpit
was much nearer heaven than the pews, and above it hung a picture given
them by Miss Henrietta. It had a bell, a clock—described in Ho-Ho—and a
fireplace large enough for half a dozen darkies to stand and warm
themselves. When all were seated Uncle Stephen was asked to pray, and
then Parson Phil Demby preached.
His text was “Fogitfulness.”
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ANNE FRANCIS.
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“FOGITFULNESS.”[3]
“Dat is de subjec’ ub my discose dis mawnin’ and I is preachen mo’
’specially to de chillun in de meetin’ house. Uncle Reubin Viney an’ I
was a huskin’ cawn lars’ week an’ he tol’ me boutin dis tex’, and arsked
me to preach fum it; an’ you will find de ’zact words in de 7th chapta
ub Acts, 8th vus: ‘Ab’ham fogot Isaac, Isaac fogot Jacob and Jacob fogot
de twelve Petracks.’ Dem ole Petracks was a pow’ful fogitful race ub
people! Now, ten ub dem Petracks, Simeon, Levi an’ Zebulon, dey wuz Miss
Leah’s chillun (I fogit de names ub de res’ ub her chillun, but dey wuz
all Jews). An’ Joseph an’ Benjamin, dey wuz Miss Rachel’s chillun, an’
de Bible say dey wuz saints. One ub ’em er his uncle, I fogit which,
foun’ some mules in de wilderness ez he wuz watchin’ his father’s sheep,
but he wuz so fogitful dat he didn’t gib de names ub de mules or how
many dey wuz—some people say da wan’ no mules at all, dey wuz all
Jackasses. Well, lemmy see—da wuz two mo’ ub Jacob’s sons (I dun mention
five), an’ I fogit deah Ma’s name, but deah names wuz Dan an’ Naptha, or
sompin’ like dat (I lef’ my specks hom’). I don’ think dey wuz Jews, er
Dukes like Esau’s sons, an’ I don’ ’zactly no deah ’ligion, but I specks
dem two wuz Babtis’s. ’Pears to me I hearn Uncle Reubin say so!
How-some-eber, all ub dem chillun ub Jacob’s wuz born in Panorama
[Padanaram] an’ dey’s all uh pow’ful fogitful race ub people.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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