May 6.
It was a brilliant affair, and went off well, because the trains went on
well. We were tugged through twelve miles of the most fertile pasture
in the universe, the whole line of road so crowded with spectators, as
to make evident the extreme populousness of the country. For the first
mile it was one mass of people--and a Belgian crowd has a very agreeable
effect, from the prevailing colours being blue and white, which are very
refreshing, and contrast pleasantly with the green background. Every
man had his blouse, and every woman her cap and straw bonnet; but if the
Belgians look well _en masse_, I cannot say that they do so in detail:
the men we do not expect much from, but the women are certainly the
plainest race in the whole world--I will not except the Africans. In
some of our men-of-war it was formerly the custom to have an old knife,
which was passed from one to the other, as the men joined the ship,
being handed to the ugliest man they could find; he held the knife until
another came, more unfortunate in physiognomy than himself, when it was
immediately made over to the last, who was obliged in his turn to retain
it until he could discover some one even more unprepossessing.
Following up this principle with the women of Belgium, and comparing
them with other European states, they are most unequivocally entitled to
hold the knife, and unless they improve by crossing the breed, I am
afraid they will have it in their possession for centuries.
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