We felt like bits of chewed string when we did go ashore on the third day to play the combined match, and chewed string wasn’t in it after we’d been playing ten minutes. I don’t think that we could have possibly held our own, but that game never ended. We were waiting for the ’Angel’ to get back his breath after being ’winded,’ and were wiping the sweat out of our eyes, when a marine orderly came running on to the ground with orders from the Skipper for us to return on board at once. We stuck the ’Angel’ on his feet, told the other chaps what had happened, bolted for our coats, and were off through the town to the Governor’s steps as fast as we could go, the marine orderly puffing behind us and the nigger boys, thinking we were running away from the Prince Rupert’s team, shouting rude things after us. Boats were waiting there, the ward-room and gun-room messmen came along, followed by strings of niggers carrying fruit and live fowls and turkeys—everything was bundled down into the stern-sheets—there was no time for ceremony—and we were only waiting for Perkins, the First Lieutenant, who was lame and couldn’t run. He’d being doing touch judge. Cousin Bob was the midshipman of the boat—the second barge. ’What’s up?’ I asked him. ’Somebody’s died—over in Santa Cruz—and we’re ordered off to Los Angelos at once. We’re to attend the funeral or something like that.’ ’Funeral!’ we groaned; ’fancy spoiling a football match for a funeral,’ and the ’Angel,’ who’d recovered by now, squeaked out that he’d already engaged most of his partners for the dances—’ripping fine girls, too, you chaps.’ Perkins came hobbling along, his red face redder than ever, hustled his way through the laughing, jostling crowd of niggers at the top of the steps, and jumped down among us, mopping his face. ’All in the day’s work, lads; shove off, I’m in the boat.’ ’Hi, Bill!’ some of the ward-room people sang out, ’some one wants you,’ and they pointed to where an enormously stout black lady was elbowing her way to the front. ’Hi, Massa Perkins! Hi, Massa Perkins! How d’ye do, Massa Perkins—me Arabella de Montmorency—you sabby Arabella—Arabella see your deah red face—vash for you in de flagship—de _Cleopatra_—you owe Arabella three shillin’ and tuppence—you pay Arabella—vat for you no pay Arabella—Arabella vash for you when you midshipman in de _Cleopatra_.’ ’All right, old girl,’ Perkins sang out, waving his stick cheerily at her, ’I sabby you, you come aboard, by an’ by, when we come back—give you some ship’s baccy—come aboard the _Hector_.’ ’Shove off,’ he told Bob, and off we pulled, the crew grinning from ear to ear, and the niggers all cackling with laughter, dancing about and singing out, ’Three cheers for the red, white, and blue,’ ’Old England for ebber,’ and Mrs. Arabella’s voice following us, ’I mak’ de prayer to de good Lo’d for Massa Perkins—Him keepa Massa Perkins from harm—Arabella want de three shillin’ and tuppence.’