Produced by William Flis, Eric Eldred, Charles Franks and the Online Distributed Proofreading Team. ON SOMETHING BY H. BELLOC DEDICATION _To Somebody_ CONTENTS A PLEA FOR THE SIMPLER DRAMA ON A NOTEBOOK ON UNKNOWN PEOPLE ON A VAN TROMP HIS CHARACTER ON THRUPPENNY BITS ON THE HOTEL AT PALMA AND A PROPOSED GUIDE-BOOK THE DEATH OF WANDERING PETER THE TREE OF KNOWLEDGE A NORFOLK MAN THE ODD PEOPLE LETTER OF ADVICE AND APOLOGY TO A YOUNG BURGLAR THE MONKEY QUESTION: AN APPEAL TO COMMON SENSE THE EMPIRE BUILDER CAEDWALLA A UNIT OF ENGLAND THE RELIC THE IRONMONGER A FORCE IN GAUL ON BRIDGES A BLUE BOOK PERIGEUX OF THE PERIGORD THE POSITION HOME THE WAY TO FAIRYLAND THE PORTRAIT OF A CHILD ON EXPERIENCE ON IMMORTALITY ON SACRAMENTAL THINGS IN PATRIA Of the various sketches in this book some appear for the first time, others are reprinted by courtesy of the Proprietors and Editors of _The Westminster Gazette_, _The Clarion_, _The English Review_, _The Morning Post_ and _The Manchester Guardian_, in which papers they appeared. A PLEA FOR THE SIMPLER DRAMA It is with the drama as with plastic art and many other things: the plain man feels that he has a right to put in his word, but he is rather afraid that the art is beyond him, and he is frightened by technicalities. After all, these things are made for the plain man; his applause, in the long run and duly tested by time, is the main reward of the dramatist as of the painter or the sculptor. But if he is sensible he knows that his immediate judgment will be crude. However, here goes. The plain man sees that the drama of his time has gradually passed from one phase to another of complexity in thought coupled with simplicity of incident, and it occurs to him that just one further step is needed to make something final in British art. We seem to be just on the threshold of something which would give Englishmen in the twentieth century something of the fullness that characterized the Elizabethans: but somehow or other our dramatists hesitate to cross that threshold. It cannot be that their powers are lacking: it can only be some timidity or self-torture which it is the business of the plain man to exorcise. If I may make a suggestion in this essay to the masters of the craft it is that the goal of the completely modern thing can best be reached by taking the very simplest themes of daily life--things within the experience of the ordinary citizen--and presenting them in the majestic traditional cadence of that peculiarly English medium, blank verse.