On the Anzac trail: Being extracts from the diary of a New Zealand sapper — John Shaqi
On the Anzac trail: Being extracts from the diary of a New Zealand sapperAnzac
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On the Anzac trail: Being extracts from the diary of a New Zealand sapper
Anzac
World War, 1914-1918 -- Personal narratives, New Zealand
The Egyptian of the better class struck me as rather a fine fellow in
a way. He was certainly intelligent, handsome as men go, and clean-run
enough while on the right side of thirty. After that age, however, he
was prone to pile on flesh and drop his chest lower down. His chief
amusements seemed to be eating, drinking iced lemonade and sherbet,
riding in big, costly motors, listening to the band, and admiring the
Western ladies. In dress he was an out-and-out howling swell—a flash
of the flashiest. On the whole I should say he liked and respected the
Britisher in a lazy, good-tempered way; was a law-abiding citizen, but
would never find the sand to stand up to the Westerner in a mix-up for
the showboss's job.
The lower-class natives were just a cut above the poor devils of
donkeys they exercised their cruelties on. They would sell their own
daughters to the highest bidder—and throw in a wife as _backsheesh_.
They were nearly all "crooks," and cheated you right and left if you
allowed them. It was only a new chum who gave them anything like the
price they asked for their goods. They hated you like poison when you
drove a fair bargain and despised you for a tenderfoot if you didn't.
They were as saving as a Cousin Jack, investing their earnings in
donkeys and wives. I once asked a chap with a face like a Murchison
black-fellow, which fetched the higher price: he side-tracked, but
admitted that while it was always easy enough to pick up a passable
wife, good donkeys were anything but common. Taking them bye and large,
the lower-class natives, as we found them, were twisters, crooks, and
liars; they were (like most Eastern breeds) cruel devils with animals,
loading their wretched donkeys and ponies down till they could hardly
move, and then cutting them up with heavy sticks and whips till a
fellow felt like putting the swine to sleep. I fancy they treated their
camels rather better; camels are costly animals, and I have heard it
stated that if ill-treated they have a habit of eating their masters.
This I cannot vouch for, by the way. I once nearly put my great toe out
in an argument with one of the brutes (a native, not a camel), over
a poor little donkey. I had only light canvas shoes on at the time,
instead of the military hob-nailed boot. I never made a similar mistake
again. However, I had the satisfaction of knowing that the unfortunate
animal would be spared _his_ weight for a day or two. In dismissing the
low-down Gippy for the time, I have only to add that he is as husky as
they make them, intensely religious, and works his wives and daughters
much the same as the other animals he possesses. He is also a deal
dirtier, and his washerwoman must have a lively job.
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