On the Stage--and Off: The Brief Career of a Would-Be Actor — John Shaqi
On the Stage--and Off: The Brief Career of a Would-Be ActorJerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
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On the Stage--and Off: The Brief Career of a Would-Be Actor
Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
Actors -- Great Britain -- Biography; Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka), 1859-1927
Nothing could induce Jim to show anything else that morning, although
the manager reminded him of a cottage scene having been expressly
painted for the last lessee. Jim didn’t know where it was. Besides,
one of the ropes was broken, and it couldn’t be got at then; after
which little brush with the enemy, he walked away and took up a row
with the gas man at the very point where he had dropped it twenty
minutes before.
Scenery and props were not being used at this, the first rehearsal,
the chief object of which was merely to arrange music, entrances and
exits, and general business; but of course it was desirable to know as
soon as possible what scenery was available, and whether it required
any altering or repairing.
In the second scene the leading lady made her first appearance, an
event which called forth all the energies of the orchestra. It would
not do for her to burst upon the audience all at once. Great and
sudden joy is dangerous. They must be gradually prepared for it. Care
was exercised that the crisis should be well led up to, and that she
should appear exactly at the right moment. When all was satisfactorily
settled, the cue was announced to her by the stage manager. He said it
was “Pom-pom--pom-pom--pom-pom--pom--Pom--POM.”
“That’s your cue, my dear.”
On the stage, everybody calls the actresses “My dear.” You soon pick
it up, especially in the case of the young and pretty ones.
“Where do I come on from?” asked the leading lady.
“I can’t say, my dear, until I’ve seen the drop. There’ll most likely
be a door in it, and then you can come on from the back.”
Entrances from the back, it may be remarked, are the favorite ones.
Indeed, some artistes will never come on from anywhere else. Of
course, you make a much better impression on an audience, as regards
first appearance, by facing them on your entrance and walking straight
down toward them, than by coming on sideways and then turning round.
Entrances from the back, however, are sometimes carried to excess,
and a whole scene is rendered unnatural and absurd, merely to gratify
personal vanity.
I will finish what I have to say about this rehearsal by giving a
verbatim report of a small part of it; viz., the fourth scene of the
first act. The actual scene is this:
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