On the Stage--and Off: The Brief Career of a Would-Be ActorJerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
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On the Stage--and Off: The Brief Career of a Would-Be Actor
Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
Actors -- Great Britain -- Biography; Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka), 1859-1927
The language used in connection with that basket was simply appalling.
It roused railway porters and cabmen to madness, and the savage way in
which they rushed upon it used to make my blood run cold. Landladies,
who upon my first call had welcomed me with effusion, grew cool
and distant when the basket arrived. Nobody had a good word for it.
Everywhere, it was hated and despised. I even feared that some day its
victims would rise up and sweep it from the face of the earth. But no,
it has survived both curses and kicks, and feeling it is hopeless ever
to expect to get rid of it, I have made up my mind to be buried in it.
Faithful old basket! it is a good many years since you and I started
on our travels that snowy seventeenth of December, and what a row we
had with the cabman, ah me! But why did you desert me at Bristol? Why
did you------
But stay, wherefore should I go on apostrophizing the miserable old
thing in this imbecile manner, And now I come to think of it, why too
should I sit here sucking the end of my pen and scowling savagely at
the lamp, in the agonies of composition, when “copy,” which one of
Field & Tuer’s devils is plaguing me for (I do wish they’d send a boy
who couldn’t whistle), is lying ready to my hand?
Before me, borrowed for reference in penning these reminiscences, is a
pile of letters, written during my travels to my old pal, Jim. Here’s
one:
“Dear Jim:
“We (the basket and I) had a terribly cold journey down. Lost the
basket at Bristol and had to telegraph after it. That basket will be
the death of me, I know. There is one advantage, though; it stamps you
as an actor at once, and the porters don’t expect any gratuities.
Got jolly lodgings here. Nice, big bedroom, use of sitting-room, full
attendance, and cooking for four bob a week. Pleasant, homely people,
everything as clean as a new pin, and daughter rather pretty.
“I should have written before, but we have been so busy. Two and
sometimes three rehearsals a day, to say nothing of painting the
scenery, at which we all assisted. We had a crowded house for the
opening on Boxing night, and have had very fair ones ever since--all
over fifteen pounds.
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