On the Stage--and Off: The Brief Career of a Would-Be ActorJerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
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On the Stage--and Off: The Brief Career of a Would-Be Actor
Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
Actors -- Great Britain -- Biography; Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka), 1859-1927
After about two months of this kind of thing, I was satisfied that I
had learned all that could possibly be required, and that I was ready
to “come out.” But here the question very naturally arose, “How can I
get out?” My first idea was to write to one of the leading managers,
tell him frankly my ambition, and state my abilities in a modest but
a straightforward manner. To this, I argued, he would reply by
requesting me to call upon him, and let him see for himself what I
could do. I should then go to the theater at the time appointed, and
send up my card. He would ask me into his private room, and, after
a little general conversation on the weather, and the latest murder,
etc., etc., he would suggest my rehearsing some short scene before him
or reciting one or two speeches. This I should do in a way that would
quite astonish him, and he would engage me on the spot at a small
salary. I did not expect much at first, but fancied that five or six
pounds per week would be near the mark. After that, the rest would be
easy. I should go on for some months, perhaps a year, without making
any marked sensation. Then my opportunity would come. A new play would
be produced, in which there would be some minor part, not considered
of any importance, but which in my hands (I had just read the history
of “Lord Dundreary,” and believed every word of it) would become the
great thing in the play, and the talk of London.
I should take the town by storm, make the fortune of my manager, and
be the leading actor of the day. I used to dwell on the picture of
the night when I should first startle the world. I could see the vast
house before me with its waves of wild, excited faces. I could hear
their hoarse roar of applause ringing in my ears. Again and again I
bowed before them, and again and again the cheers burst forth, and my
name was shouted with waving of hats and with bravos.
I did not write to a manager, though, after all. A friend who knew
something about the subject said he wouldn’t if he were I, and I
didn’t.
I asked him what course he would advise, and he said: “Go to an agent,
and tell him just exactly what you want.” I went to two or three
agents, and told them all just exactly what I wanted, and they were
equally frank, and told me just exactly, what _they_ wanted, which,
speaking generally, was five shillings booking fee, to begin with. To
do them justice, though, I must say that none of them appeared at
all anxious to have me; neither did they hold out to me much hope of
making my fortune. I believe my name is still down in the books of
most of the agents--at least, I have never been round to take
it off--and I expect that among them they will obtain for me a
first-class engagement one of these days, when I am Bishop of London,
or editor of a society paper, or something of that sort.
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