On the Stage--and Off: The Brief Career of a Would-Be ActorJerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
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On the Stage--and Off: The Brief Career of a Would-Be Actor
Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
Actors -- Great Britain -- Biography; Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka), 1859-1927
Then Madame remembered Monsieur was looking for lodgings. Madame put
the tip of her forefinger in her mouth, puckered her brows, and looked
serious. “Yes, there was Miss Kemp, she had sometimes taken a lodger.
But Miss Kemp was so strict, so particular. She did want every one to
be so good. Was Monsieur good?” This with a doubting smile.
Monsieur hazarded the opinion that having gazed into Madame’s eyes for
five minutes was enough to make a saint of any man. Monsieur’s opinion
was laughed at, but, nevertheless notwithstanding, Miss Kemp’s address
was given him, and thither he repaired, armed with the recommendation
of his charming little French friend.
Miss Kemp was an old maid, and lived by herself in a small
three-cornered house that stood in a grass-grown courtyard behind the
church. She was a prim old lady, with quick eyes and a sharp chin. She
looked me up and down with two jerks of her head, and then supposed
that I had come to the town to work.
“No,” I replied, “I had come to play. I was an actor.”
“Oh,” said Miss Kemp. Then added severely, “You’re married.”
I repudiated the insinuation with scorn.
After that, the old lady asked me inside, and we soon became friends.
I can always get on with old ladies. Next to young ones, I like them
better than any other class of the community. And Miss Kemp was a very
nice old lady. She was as motherly as a barnyard hen, though she was
an old maid. I suggested going out again to buy a chop for my tea, and
to fetch my basket, but she would not hear of it.
“Bless the child,” said she, “do run and take off those wet boots.
I’ll send some one for your luggage.”
So I was made to take off my coat and boots, and to sit by the fire,
with my feet wrapped up in a shawl, while Miss Kemp bustled about with
toast and steaks, and rattled the tea things and chatted.
I only stopped a week with Miss Kemp, that being the length of time
the company remained in the town, but it will be a long while before I
forget the odd little old maid with her fussy ways and kindly heart.
I can still see, in memory, the neat kitchen with its cheerful fire
in polished grate, before which sleek purring Tom lies stretched. The
old-fashioned lamp burns brightly on the table, and, between it and
the fire, sits the little old lady herself in her high-backed chair,
her knitting in her hands and her open Bible on her knee. As I recall
the picture, so may it still be now, and so may it still remain for
many a year to come.
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