Humorous stories; Love stories; New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction
"Oh, sure!" says I. "Maybe you could tell me about him first, though,
if we could find a quiet corner."
"Oh, we'll tell you," chimes in Peggy. "We know all about Baby. He
has a tooth!"
"Say," says I, wigglin' away from the pair, "couldn't you go load up
someone else with information, just for ten minutes or so?"
"What for?" says Jane, eyin' me suspicious.
"We'd rather stay here," says Peggy decided.
I catches a humorous twinkle in Vee's gray eyes as she holds out her
hands to the girls. "Listen," says she confidential. "You know those
hermit cookies you're so fond of? Well, Cook made a whole jarful
yesterday. They're in the pantry."
"I know," says Jane. "We found 'em last night."
"The Glue Sisters!" says I. "Now see here, Kids, I've just thought of
a message I ought to give to Miss Vee."
"Who from?" demands Peggy.
"From a young chap I know who thinks a lot of her," says I. "It's
strictly private too."
"What's it about?" says Jane.
Which was when my tactics gave out. "Say, you two human question
marks," says I, "beat it, won't you?"
No, they just wouldn't. The best they would do for me was to back off
to the other side of the room, eyes and ears wide open, and there they
stood.
"Go on!" whispers Vee. "What was it he wanted to say?"
"It was about a couple of notes he wrote," says I.
"Yes?" says Vee. "What happened?"
"They came back," says I, "without being opened."
"Oh," says Vee, "those must have been the ones that----"
"Vee, Vee!" breaks in Peggy from over near the window. "Here comes
your aunty."
"Good night, nurse!" says I.
"Tell him it's all right," says Vee hasty. "He might send the next
ones in care of Marjorie; then I'll be sure of getting them. By-by,
Peggy. Don't squeeze so hard, Jane. No, please don't come out,
Torchy. Goodby."
And in another minute I'm left to the mercy of the near-twins once
more. I camps down in the easy chair again, with one on each side, and
the cross examination proceeds. Say, they're a great pair too.
"Didn't Vee want you to go out 'cause her aunty would see you?" asks
Peggy.
"There!" says I. "I wonder?"
"I'm glad she isn't my aunty," says Jane. "She looks too cross."
"If I was Vee's aunty," puts in Peggy, "I wouldn't be mad if she did
have your picture in a silver frame."
"Honest?" says I. "How's that?"
"'Cause I don't think you're so awful horrid, even if you aren't
anybody," says Peggy. "Do you, Jane?"
"I like him," says Jane. "I think his hair's nice too."
"Well, well!" says I. "Guess I got some gallery with me, anyway. And
how does Vee stand with you?"
"Oh, she's just a dear!" says Peggy, clappin' her hands.
"M-m-m-m!" echoes Jane. "She's going to take us to see Maude Adams
next Wednesday too."
"Huh!" says I, indicatin' deep thought. "So you'll see her again soon?"
"I wish it was tomorrow," says Jane.
"Mr. Torchy," says Peggy, grabbin' me impulsive by one ear and swingin'
my face around, "truly now, aren't you awfully in love with Vee?"
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