Humorous stories; Love stories; New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction
And yet--well, I can't say just what there was about Bingstetter that
got me leery; but somehow he reminds me of a street faker or a museum
lecturer. And it does seem sort of fishy that, just by gazin' at a
bunch of flowers, he could dope out all this wild tale about five
desp'rate men. Still, there was no gettin' away from the fact that he
had hit it right about the bouquets appearin' reg'lar every Wednesday.
That must mean something. But why Wednesdays? Now, what was there
that happens on Wednesday that don't----
Say, you know how you'll get a fool hunch sometimes, that'll seem such
a nutty proposition first off that you'll almost laugh at yourself for
havin' it; and yet how it'll rattle around in your bean persistent,
until you quit tryin' to get rid of it? Well, this one of mine strikes
me about as I'm snugglin' down into the hay that night, and there was
no gettin' away from it for hours.
I expect I did tear off a few chunks of slumber between times; but I
was wide awake long before my regular hour for rollin' out, and after
makin' three or four stabs at a second nap I gives it up, slips down
for an early breakfast, and before eight A.M. I'm down in the basement
of the Corrugated Buildin' interviewin' the assistant superintendent in
his little coop of an office. I comes out whistlin' and lookin' wise.
And that night after I'd made a trip over to Long Island across the
Queensboro Bridge I looks wiser still. Nothin' to do until next
Wednesday.
And when it comes it sure opens up like it's goin' to be a big day, all
right! At first Old Hickory announces that he ain't goin' to have any
cops campin' around in the directors' room. It was all blithering
nonsense! Hadn't he lived through all sorts of warnin's before? And
he'd be eternally blim-scuttled if he was goin' to get cold feet over a
few faded flowers!
There was Piddie, though, with his say. His idea is to have the
reserves from two precincts scattered all over the shop, and he lugs
around such a serious face and talks so panicky that at last the boss
compromises on havin' two of the buildin' specials detailed for the
job. We smuggles 'em into the big room at eleven o'clock, and tells
'em to lay low until they gets the word. Next comes Bingstetter,
blinkin' mysterious, and has himself concealed behind a screen in the
private office. By that time Old Hickory is almost as nervous as
anybody.
"Fine state of affairs, things are at now," he growls, "when a man
isn't safe unless he has a bodyguard! That's what comes of all this
political agitation!"
"Have no fear," says the Doc; "you will not receive the fifth bouquet.
Boy, leave that door into the next room slightly ajar. He will try to
escape that way."
"Ajar she is," says I, proppin' it open with a 'phone directory.
"'Tis well," says the Doc. "Now leave us."
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