Humorous stories; Love stories; New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction
And they did. Ira didn't get the details until about a month later,
when who should drift back to the Mansion House but Maggie. Along with
two or three hundred other brunettes and imitation blondes, she'd been
shuffled into the discard. But Nellie had been signed up first rattle
out of the box, and accordin' to the one postcard that had come back
from her since she was now flaggin' as Maizie Latour. But no word at
all had come to Ira.
"If I'd only bought that ring sooner!" he sighs. "I've got it now,
though. Bought it in Portland on my way down. See?" and he snaps open
a white satin box, disclosin' a cute little pearl set in a circle of
chip diamonds.
"That's real dainty and classy," says I.
"Ought to be," says Ira. "It cost me seventeen-fifty. But there's so
blamed much to this place that I don't see just how I'm goin' to find
her, after all."
"Ah, cheer up, Ira!" says I. "You've got me int'rested, you have, and,
while I ain't any theatrical directory, I expect I could think up some
way to---- Why, sure! There's a Tyson stand up here a few blocks,
where they have all the casts and programmes. Let's go have a look."
It wa'n't a long hunt, either. The third one we looked at was "Whoops,
Angelina!" and halfway down the list of characters we finds this item:
"Sunflower Girls--Tessie Trelawney, Mae Collins, Maizie Latour----"
"Here we are!" says I. "And there's just time to get in for the first
curtain."
Say, I expect you've seen this "Whoops, Angelina!" thing. Just punk
enough to run a year on Broadway, ain't if? And do you remember there
along towards the end of the first spasm where they ring in that "Field
Flowers Fair" song, with a deep stage and a diff'rent chorus for each
verse? Well, as the Sunflowers come on, did you notice special the
second one from the right end? That's Maizie.
And, believe me, she's some queen! Course, it's a bunch of swell
lookers all around, or they wouldn't be havin' the S.R.O. sign out so
often; but got up the way she was, with all them yellow petals makin' a
sort of frame for her, and them big dark eyes rollin' bold and sassy,
this ex-table girl from the Mansion House stands out some prominent.
"By gorry!" explodes Ira, as he gets his first glimpse. And from then
on he sits with his eyes glued on her as long as she's on the stage.
[Illustration: "By gorry!" explodes Ira, as he gets his first glimpse.]
He had a good view too; for comin' late all I could get was upper box
seats at three a throw, and I shoves Ira close up to the rail. That
one remark is all he has to unload durin' the whole performance, and
somehow I didn't have the heart to break in with any comments. You
see, I wa'n't sure how he might be takin' it; so I waits until the
final curtain, and then nudges him out of his dream.
"Well, how about it?" says I. "Ready to scratch your entry now, are
you?"
"Eh?" says he, rousin' up. "Pull out? No, Sir! I--I'm going to give
her a chance to take that ring."
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