Humorous stories; Love stories; New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction
Bunny shrugs his shoulders. "Precisely," says he. "But you are not
making the discovery for the first time, are you? You knew Sally was
far too good for me. Everyone did, even Brother Melly. It couldn't
have been much of a secret to either of you how deep I was with the
DeBrett too. Yet you wanted me to go on with Sally. Why? Because the
governor hadn't chucked me overboard then, because I could still keep
up a front?"
"You might have taken a brace," says Mr. Robert.
"Not I!" says Bunny. "Anyway, not after Trixie DeBrett got hold of me.
The trouble was, Bob, you didn't half appreciate her. She had beauty,
brains, wit, a thousand fascinations, and no more soul than a she boa
constrictor. I was just a rabbit to her, a meal. She thought the
governor would buy her off, say, for a couple hundred thousand or so.
I suppose he would too, if it hadn't been for the Sally complication.
He thought a lot of little Sally. And the way it happened was too raw.
I don't blame him, mind you, nor any of you. I don't even blame
Trixie. That was her game. And, by Jove! she was a star at it. I'd
go back to her now if she'd let me."
"You're a fool!" snorts Mr. Robert.
"Always was, my dear Bob," says Bunny placid. "You often told me as
much."
"But I didn't think," goes on Mr. Robert, "you'd get as low as--as
tonight--begging!"
"Quite respectable for me, I assure you," says Bunny. "Why, my dear
fellow, during the last few years there's been hardly a crime on the
calendar I shouldn't have committed for a dollar--barring murder, of
course. That requires nerve. How long do you suppose the few
thousands I got from Aunt Eunice lasted? Barely six months. I thought
I knew how to live rather luxuriously myself. But Trixie! Well, she
taught me. And we were in Paris, you know. I didn't cable the
governor until I was down to my last hundred-franc note. His reply was
something of a stinger. I showed it to Trixie. She just laughed and
went out for a drive. She didn't come back. I hear she picked up a
brewer's son at Monte Carlo. Lucky devil, he was!
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