Humorous stories; Love stories; New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction
"Hang it, no!" growls Payne, scrubbin' cotton waste over his forehead.
"And the fog's beginning to lift. Why, there's the shore,
and--and--well, what do you think of that? We're on Grampus Ledges,
not a mile from home!"
Sure enough, there was Roarin' Rocks just showin' up.
"Now if I could only start this confounded engine!" says he, starin'
down at it puzzled.
By this time Vee and Mabel appears, and of course Mabel wants to know
what's the matter.
"I'm sure I can't tell," says Payne, sighin' hopeless.
"Wirin' all right, is it?" says I, climbin' in and lookin' scientific.
And--would you believe it?--I only paws around a minute or so before I
finds a loose magneto connection, hooks it up proper, and remarks
casual, "Now let's try her."
Pur-r-r-r-r! Off she goes. "There!" exclaims Mabel. "I shall never
go out again unless William is along. He's so handy!"
Say, she stuck to it. Four days I was chief engineer of the
Vixen--and, take it from me, they was perfectly good days. No more
fog. No rain. Just shoolin' around in fair weather, makin' excursions
here and there, with Vee trippin' down to the dock every day in a
fresher and newer yachtin' costume, and lookin' pinker and sweeter
every trip.
Course, as regards a certain other party, it was a case of artistic
dodgin' for me between times. You got to admit, though, that it wa'n't
a fair test for Aunty. I had her off her guard. Might have been
diff'rent too, if she'd cared for motorboatin'. So maybe I got
careless. I remember once passin' Aunty right in the path, as I'm
luggin' some things up to the house, and all I does is to hoist the
basket up on my shoulder between me and her and push right along.
Then here the last morning just as we got under way for a run to
Damariscotta, she and Mrs. Hollister was up on the cliff seein' us off.
All the rest was wavin'; so just for sport I takes off my hat and waves
too, grinnin' humorous at Vee as I makes the play. But, say, next time
I looks back she's up on the veranda with the fieldglasses trained on
us. I keeps my hat on after that. My kind of red hair is prominent
enough to the naked eye at almost any distance--but with fieldglasses!
Good night!
It was a day for forgettin' things, though. Ever sailed up the Scotty
River on a perfect August day, with the sun on the green hills, a sea
breeze tryin' to follow the tide in, and the white gulls swingin' lazy
overhead? It's worth doin'. Then back again, roundin' Ocean Point
about sunset, with the White Islands all tinted up pink off there, and
the old Atlantic as smooth as a skatin' rink as far out as you can see,
and streaked with more colors than a crazy cubist can sling,--some
peaceful picture.
But what a jar to find Aunty, grim and forbidding waitin' on the dock.
She never says a word until we'd landed and everyone but me had started
for the house. Then I got mine.
"Boy," says she icy, "take off that hat!"
I does it reluctant.
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