Humorous stories; Love stories; New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction
"Humph!" says she. "William! I thought so." That's all; but she says
it mighty expressive.
The programme for the followin' day included a ten o'clock start, and
I'd been down to the boat ever since breakfast, tidyin' things up and
sort of wonderin'. About nine-fifteen, though, young Hollister comes
wanderin' down by his lonesome.
"It's all off," says he. "Miss Verona and her aunt have gone."
"Eh?" says I, gawpin'. "Gone?"
"Early this morning," says he. "I don't quite understand why;
something about Verona's being out on the water so much, I believe.
Gone to the mountains. And--er--by the way, Tucker is around again.
Here he comes now."
"He gets the jumper, then," says I, peelin' it off. "I guess I'm due
back on Broadway."
"It's mighty good of you to help out," says Payne, "and I--I want to do
the right thing in the way of----"
"You have," says I. "You've helped me have the time of my life. Put
up the kale, Hollister. If you'll land me at the Harbor, I'll call it
square."
He don't want to let it stand that way; but I insists. As I climbs out
on the Yacht Club float, where he'd picked me up, he puts out his hand
friendly.
"And, say," says I, "how about Miss Vee?"
"Why," says he, "I'm very sorry she couldn't stay longer."
"Me too," says I. "Some girl, eh?"
Payne nods hearty, and we swaps a final grip.
Well, it was great! My one miscue was not wearin' a wig.
CHAPTER XIV
CUTTING IN ON THE BLISS
We thought it was all over too. That's the way it is in plays and
books, where they don't gen'rally take 'em beyond the final clinch,
leavin' you to fill in the bliss _ad lib_. But here we'd seen 'em
clear through the let-no-man-put-asunder stage, even watched 'em dodge
the rice and confetti in their dash to the limousine.
"Thank goodness that's through with!" remarks Mother, without makin'
any bones of it.
Course, her reg'lar cue was to fall on Father's neck and weep; but,
then, I expect Mrs. Cheyne Ballard's one of the kind you can't write
any form sheet for. She's a lively, bunchy little party, all jump and
go and jingle, who looks like she might have been married herself only
day before yesterday.
"I hope Robbie knows where she put those trunk checks," says Father, at
the same time sighin' sort of relieved.
From where I stood, though, the guy who was pushin' overboard the
biggest chunk of worry was this I-wilt boy, Mr. Nicholas Talbot. He'd
got her at last! But, z-z-z-zingo! it had been some lively gettin'.
Not that I was all through the campaign with him; but I'd had glimpses
here and there.
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