"Celia," I said, "we may just do it yet." III.--THE HONEYMOON "I know I oughtn't to be dallying here," I said; "I ought to be doing something strenuous in preparation for the wedding. Counting the bells at St. Miriam's, or varnishing the floors in the flat, or---- Tell me what I ought to be doing, Celia, and I'll go on not doing it for a bit." "There's the honeymoon," said Celia. "I knew there was something." "Do tell me what you're doing about it?" "Thinking about it." "You haven't written to any one about rooms yet?" "Celia," I said reproachfully, "you seem to have forgotten why I am marrying you." When Celia was browbeaten into her present engagement, she said frankly that she was only consenting to marry me because of my pianola, which she had always coveted. In return I pointed out that I was only asking her to marry me because I wanted somebody to write my letters. There opened before me, in that glad moment, a vista of invitations and accounts-rendered all answered promptly by Celia, instead of put off till next month by me. It was a wonderful vision to one who (very properly) detests letter-writing. And yet, here she was, even before the ceremony, expecting me to enter into a deliberate correspondence with all sorts of strange people who as yet had not come into my life at all. It was too much. "We will get," I said, "your father to write some letters for us." "But what's he got to do with it?" "I don't want to complain of your father, Celia, but it seems to me that he is not doing his fair share. There ought to be a certain give-and-take in the matter. _I_ find you a nice church to be married in--good. _He_ finds you a nice place to honeymoon in--excellent. After all, you are still his daughter." "All right," said Celia, "I'll ask father to do it. 'Dear Mrs. Bunn, my little boy wants to spend his holidays with you in June. I am writing to ask you if you will take care of him and see that he doesn't do anything dangerous. He has a nice disposition, but wants watching.'" She patted my head gently. "Something like that." I got up and went to the writing-desk. "I can see I shall have to do it myself," I sighed. "Give me the address and I'll begin." "But we haven't quite settled where we're going yet, have we?" I put the pen down thankfully and went back to the sofa. "Good! Then I needn't write to-day, anyhow. It is wonderful, dear, how difficulties roll away when you face them. Almost at once we arrive at the conclusion that I needn't write to-day. Splendid! Well, where shall we go? This will want a lot of thought. Perhaps," I added, "I needn't write to-morrow." "We had almost fixed on England, hadn't we?" "Somebody was telling me that Lynton was very beautiful. I should like to go to Lynton." "But _every one_ goes to Lynton for their honeymoon." "Then let's be original and go to Birmingham. 'The happy couple left for Birmingham, where the honeymoon will be spent.' Sensation."