Once Aboard the Lugger-- The History of George and his Mary — John Shaqi
Once Aboard the Lugger-- The History of George and his MaryHutchinson, A. S. M. (Arthur Stuart-Menteth)
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Once Aboard the Lugger-- The History of George and his Mary
Hutchinson, A. S. M. (Arthur Stuart-Menteth)
Fiction; Humorous stories
Notwithstanding, his career at St. Peter's was of average merit. George
was now in the sixth year of his studies; and by the third part of his
final examination, was alone delayed from the qualification which would
bring him freedom from his uncle's irksome rule.
VI.
His attempt at this last examination had been concluded upon this July
day that opens our history, and thus we return to Mr. Marrapit, to
George, and to the line of smoke uprising from the tobacco.
Mr. Marrapit indicated the smouldering wedge.
George bent forward. “Tobacco,” he announced.
“My nose informed me. My eyes affirm. Yours?”
“I am afraid so.”
“My simple rule. In the vegetable garden you may smoke; here you may
not. Is it so hard to observe?”
“I quite forgot myself.”
Mr. Marrapit cried: “Adjust that impression. You forgot me. Consistently
you forget me. My desires, my interests are nothing to you.”
“It's a rotten thing to make a fuss about.”
“That is why I make a fuss. It _is_ a rotten thing. A disgusting and a
noisome thing. Bury it.”
Into a bed of soft mould George struck a sullen heel; kicked the tobacco
towards the pit. Mr. Marrapit chanted over the obsequies: “I provide you
with the enormous expanse of my vegetable garden in which to smoke. Yet
upon my little acre you intrude. I am Naboth.”
Ahab straightened his back; sighed heavily. Naboth started against the
prick of a sudden recollection:
“I had forgotten. Your examination?”
George half turned away. The bitterest moment of a sad day was come. He
growled:
“Pipped.”
“_Pipped?_”
“Pilled.”
“_Pilled?_”
“Spun.”
“_Spun?”_
“Three months.”
Mr. Marrapit put his hands to his head: “I shall go mad. My brain reels
beneath these conundrums. I implore English.”
The confession of defeat is a thousandfold more bitter when made to
unkind ears. George paled a little; spoke very clearly: “I failed. I was
referred for three months.”
“I am Job,” groaned Mr. Marrapit. “I expected this. The strain is
unendurable. It is unnatural. The next chance shall be your last. What
is the fee for re-examination?”
“Five guineas.”
“My God!” said Mr. Marrapit.
He tottered away up the path.
CHAPTER II
Excursions In Melancholy.
I.
Gloom brooded over Herons' Holt that evening. Gloom hung thickly about
the rooms: blanketed conversation; veiled eyes that might have sparkled;
choked appetites.
Nevertheless this was an atmosphere in which one member of the household
felt most comfortable.
Margaret, Mr. Marrapit's only child, was nineteen; of sallow complexion,
petite, pretty; with large brown eyes in which sat always a constant
quest--an entreaty, a wistful yearning.
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