Once Aboard the Lugger-- The History of George and his MaryHutchinson, A. S. M. (Arthur Stuart-Menteth)
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Once Aboard the Lugger-- The History of George and his Mary
Hutchinson, A. S. M. (Arthur Stuart-Menteth)
Fiction; Humorous stories
With a twinkling of his sky-blue eyes that spoke to pleasant temper, the
Professor greeted George; nodded him into an opposite seat.
“I am reading a letter,” he announced. This man spoke very slowly, never
abbreviated; had now an air of child-like happiness. “It is a letter
from Bill.”
George said: “Ah, what is Bill doing? I've not seen him for days.”
Professor Wyvern chuckled away and fumbled with clumsy old fingers among
the closely-written sheets on his lap. One he selected and inclined
towards George. Its upper half was thickly lettered in heavy red type,
prominent among which there bawled forth in wavy capitals, thickly
underscored:
“THE DAILY.” EVERYBODY'S PAPER. PRICE 1/2d.
“Hot stuff!” George cried. “Is old Bill on the staff of the _Daily_?”
“Old Bill is on the staff of the _Daily_,” the Professor returned with
more chuckling. “You have heard of it?”
“Well, it's advertised everywhere. You can't get away from it. First
number out to-morrow, isn't it?”
“Yes, it is. I think it will be a very terrible production--a very
horrible production indeed. But I am an annual subscriber because
of Bill, and I have written a short article for the first issue also
because of Bill. Bill says” (the Professor fumbled again; ran his nose
twice up and down each sheet; finally struck the passage) “Bill says,
'You were a brick, dear old governor, to send that article. It is a most
thundering scoop for the _Daily_, and made the Boss most awfully bucked
up with me. You are a brick, dear old Governor.”
A little tear rolled out of Professor Wyvern's silly old eye, and he
blew his nose in a series of terrific thunder-claps.
“There!” he said. “You see how pleased Bill is with himself. I am afraid
he uses the most terrible expressions in his letters, but he does not
use them when he is writing his stories. He is a clever boy, and I am
very proud of him. Now let me tell you.” He fell to nosing the sheets
again. “All this first part is about his dogs. '... if Abiram and Dathan
start scrapping, just hoof Abiram--it's his fault.'”
The Professor looked up at George. “I would more readily kick a police
constable than I would kick Abiram,” he said. “I must tell Hocken all
this.”
He continued, “'... see that Korah is kept short of meat for a bit ...
when they are exercising, for goodness' sake don't let them be taken
down Windmill Lane. There is a collie there that they have got a grudge
against and will tear to bits if they catch.'”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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