Once Aboard the Lugger-- The History of George and his MaryHutchinson, A. S. M. (Arthur Stuart-Menteth)
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Once Aboard the Lugger-- The History of George and his Mary
Hutchinson, A. S. M. (Arthur Stuart-Menteth)
Fiction; Humorous stories
The Professor paused. “Oh, dear! oh, dear! I must give all this part to
Hocken to keep. Ah! Now here is about his work. They have engaged him
at four pounds a week. He does not know exactly what he is. Not a
sub-editor. Not a reporter. He thinks they will put him on to what he
calls 'special jobs,' or he may have to do what he calls 'ferret round'
and find jobs for himself. The understanding is that he is only on
probation. If he does anything very good they will put him on the
permanent staff; if not, he is liable to go at a week's notice. Then he
says, 'Tell all this to George, and give him my love. He was up for his
exam--'”
Professor Wyvern broke off. “Dear me!” he cried; “oh, dear me, I have
forgotten! You have been up for your examination?”
George nodded.
Kindly old Professor Wyvern misinterpreted the lack of enthusiasm. “When
I was a medical student,” he said, “I failed dozens of times in my final
examination--dozens. It's no criterion of knowledge, you know: it
is just luck. Never let examination failure dishearten you. Go along
happily, George, and take your chance when it comes.”
“It's come,” George said, beaming; recollection of his splendid success
temporarily overshadowed recollection of his tragic failure.
“You have qualified?”
“Yes.”
The Professor's sky-blue eyes danced with glee. He struggled on to his
tottery old legs; before George could save him the exertion, had hobbled
over the hearth-rug and was wringing his hand in tremendous pleasure.
“Well done, George!” he bubbled. “Well done! Well done! It is the
most splendid news. I have not had such a happy day for a long time.
Qualified! Well, that is splendid! Splendid!”
He fell back into his chair, panting with his excitement. “Ring that
bell, George. We must celebrate this.”
A maid appeared. “Susan,” said the Professor, “bring up a small bottle
of champagne and two glasses. Mr. George has passed his examination. Be
very quick, Susan.”
Susan was very quick. The cork popped; the glasses foamed and fizzed.
“Now we will have one glass each,” the Professor said. “I think, it will
kill me at this hour, and if my wife catches me she will send me to bed;
so we must be very quick. Now, this is your health, George. God bless
you and good luck!”
He drained his glass like the brave old boy that he was; and when his
eyes had done streaming, and he had finished gasping and choking, bade
Susan hurry away the signs of the dreadful deed before her mistress
should catch her.
“And now tell me your plans, George. Which road to Harley Street, eh?”
Then George poured into those kindly old ears all the tragic story--the
girl he was going to marry; the practice he was going to buy; the
wrecker who had wrecked his fair ships ere ever he had put to sea.
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