Once Aboard the Lugger-- The History of George and his MaryHutchinson, A. S. M. (Arthur Stuart-Menteth)
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Once Aboard the Lugger-- The History of George and his Mary
Hutchinson, A. S. M. (Arthur Stuart-Menteth)
Fiction; Humorous stories
A haddock was revealed. A fine, large, solid haddock from which a cloud
of strongly savoured vapour arose.
George foresaw disaster. That smell! that hungry cat! Almost he pushed
Mrs. Pinner to the door. “That you, thank you. I have everything now. I
will ring if--”
“_Mi-aow!_”
“Bless my soul!” Mrs. Pinner exclaimed. “There is a cat”; dropped on
hands and knees; pushed her head beneath the sofa.
George rushed for the basket. Wreaking his craven alarm upon the hapless
prisoner, he shook it; with a horrible bump slammed it upon the floor;
placed his foot upon it.
Mrs. Pinner drew up, panting laboriously. “Didn't you hear a cat,
mister?”
George grappled the crisis. “I did not hear a cat. If there were a cat
I should have heard it. I should have felt it. I abominate cats. I can
always tell when a cat is near me. There is no cat. Kindly leave me to
my breakfast.”
Poor Mrs. Pinner was ashamed. “I'm sure I do beg you parding, mister.
The fact is we've all got cats fair on the brain this morning. In this
here new paper, mister, as perhaps you've seen, and they're giving us
a free copy every day for a week, there's a cat been stole, mister. A
hundred pounds reward, and as the paper says, the cat may be under your
very nose. We're all a 'unting for it, mister.”
She withdrew. George crossed the room; pressed his head, against the
cold marble of the mantelpiece. His brows were burning; in the pit of
his stomach a sinking sensation gave him pain. “All a 'unting for it!
all a 'unting for it!”
When the Rose had bulged her flanks with the complete haddock, when,
responsive to a “Stuff your head in that, you brute,” the patient
creature had lapped a slop-bowl full of milk, George again imprisoned
her; rushed, basket under arm, for open country.
Mr. Pinner in the bar-parlour, as George fled through, was reading from
a paper to a stable hand, a servant girl, and a small red-headed Pinner
boy: “It may be in John o' Groats,” he read, “or it may be in Land's
End.” He thumped the bar. “'Ear that! Well, it may be in Dippleford
Admiral.”
It was precisely because it was in Dippleford Admiral that his young
inventor lodger fled through the bar without so much as a civil “good
morning.”
* * * * *
At the post-office, keeping a drumming foot on the terrified Rose,
George sent a telegram to Mr. Marrapit.
_“Think on track. Must be cautious. Don't tell Brunger.”_
He flung down eightpence halfpenny; fled in the direction of a wood that
plumed a distant hill. Fear had this man.
CHAPTER VIII.
Panic At Dippleford Admiral.
I.
George left Dippleford Admiral that night.
He left at great speed. There was no sadness of farewell. There was no
farewell.
Returning at seven o'clock to his sitting-room at the inn, melancholy
beneath a hungry and brooding day in the woods with the Rose tethered
to a tree by the length of two handkerchiefs, he ordered supper--milk,
fish, and chops.
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