Once Aboard the Lugger-- The History of George and his MaryHutchinson, A. S. M. (Arthur Stuart-Menteth)
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Once Aboard the Lugger-- The History of George and his Mary
Hutchinson, A. S. M. (Arthur Stuart-Menteth)
Fiction; Humorous stories
Mrs. Pinner asked him if that would be all. She and 'usband were going
to a chapel meeting; the servant girl was out; there would only be a
young man in the bar.
George took the news gratefully. His nerves had been upon the stretch
all day. It was comforting to think that for a few hours he and this
vile cat would have the house to themselves.
Immediately Mrs. Pinner left the room he greedily fell to upon the
chops. All day he had eaten nothing: the Rose must wait. Three parts of
a tankard of ale was sliding at a long and delectable draught down upon
his meal when the slam of a door, footsteps and a bawling voice in
the yard told him that Mrs. Pinner and 'usband had started, chatting
pleasantly, for their chapel meeting.
The dish cleared, George arranged his prisoner's supper; stepped to the
basket to fetch her to it. As he lifted her splendid form there came
from behind him an exclamation, an agitated scuffling.
In heart-stopping panic George dropped the cat, jumped around. The
red-headed Pinner boy, whom that morning he had seen in the bar-parlour,
was scrambling from beneath the sofa, arms and legs thrusting his
flaming pate at full-speed for the door.
“Stop!” George cried, rooted in alarm.
The red-headed Pinner boy got to Ms feet, hurled himself at the door
handle.
“Stop!” roared George, struggling with the stupefaction that gripped
him. “Stop, you young devil!”
The red-headed Pinner boy twisted the handle; was half through the door
as George bounded for him.
“Par-par!” screamed the flaming head, travelling at immense speed down
the passage. “Par-par! It ain't a hairship. It's a cat!”
George dashed.
“Par-par! Par-par! It's a cat!” The redheaded Pinner boy took the first
short flight of stairs in a jump; rounded for the second.
George lunged over the banisters; gripped close in the flaming hair;
held fast.
For a full minute in silence they poised--red-headed Pinner boy, on
tip-toe as much as possible to ease the pain, in acute agony and great
fear; George wildly seeking the plan that must be followed when he
should release this fateful head.
Presently, with a backward pull that most horribly twisted the
red-headed face: “If you speak a word I'll pull your head off,” George
said. “Come up here.”
The pitiful procession reached the sitting-room. “Sit down there,”
George commanded. “If you make a sound I shall probably cut your head
clean off. What do you mean by hiding in my room?”
Between gusty pain and terror: “I thought it was a hairship.”
“Oh!” George paced the room. What did the vile boy think now? “Oh, well,
what do you think it is now?”
“I believe it's the cat wot's in the piper.”
“Oh, you do, do you?” Yes, this was a very horrible position indeed.
“Oh, you do, do you? Now, you listen to me, my lad: unless you want your
head cut right off you sit still without a sound.”
The red-headed Pinner boy sat quite still; wept softly. Life, at the
moment, was a bitter affair for this boy.
II.
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