Once Aboard the Lugger-- The History of George and his MaryHutchinson, A. S. M. (Arthur Stuart-Menteth)
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Once Aboard the Lugger-- The History of George and his Mary
Hutchinson, A. S. M. (Arthur Stuart-Menteth)
Fiction; Humorous stories
“I _have_ been deceived!” he cried. “You are right. Though you have the
forked tongue of an adder, yet you speak truly. I have been deceived.
Woe is me for I have been most wickedly deceived by those who eat of my
bread, who lie beneath my roof. I have cherished vipers in my bosom, and
they have stung me. Bitterly have I been deceived.”
He paused. A low moan from Mrs. Major, handkerchief to eyes, voiced the
effect of his speech upon her; in racking sniffs Mary's emotion found
vent. But upon George the outburst had a cooling result--he was certain
of his ground.
He said solidly: “That's all rot.”
“Rot!” cried Mr. Marrapit.
“Yes, rot. You work yourself up into such a state when you get like
this, that you don't know what you're talking about--vipers and all that
kind of thing. When you've calmed down and understand things, perhaps
you'll be sorry. I tell you you've been deceived. That's not the Rose
you've got hold of. This is the Rose. Someone has made a fool of you.
Someone--”
Between two violent sniffs, “Oh, George, don't, don't!” came from his
Mary.
Startled, George checked.
“Monster, be careful,” said Mr. Marrapit. “Beware how much deeper you
enmire yourself in the morass of your evil. Put down that miserable
creature you hold. I place Mrs. Major's Rose beside it. Look upon them.”
George looked. With staring eyes he gazed upon the two cats. With arched
tails they advanced to exchange compliments, and the nearer they stood
together the less Rose-like became the cat he had brought into the room.
For the cat that Mr. Marrapit had produced--Mrs. Major's cat, as he
called it--was the Rose herself; could be none other, and none other
(when thus placed alongside) could be she.
Struck unconscious to his surroundings by this appalling spectacle,
George slowly stooped towards the cats as though hypnotised by the
orange coats. His eyes goggled further from his head; the blood went
thumping in his temples. He was aghast and horror-struck with the
stupefaction that comes of effort to disbelieve the eyes. But he did
disbelieve his eyes. How possibly trust them when from the Rose's very
bed he had taken the Rose herself and held her till now when he produced
her? He did disbelieve his eyes.
He gave Mrs. Major's cat a careless pat. By an effort throwing a
careless tone into his voice, “A very good imitation,” he said. “Not at
all unlike the Rose!”
Mr. Marrapit became an alarming sight. He intook an enormous breath that
swelled him dangerously. He opened his lips and the air rushed out with
roaring sound. Again he inspired, raised his clenched hands above his
head, stood like some great tottering image upon the brink of internal
explosion.
As upon a sudden thought, he checked the bursting words that threatened
from his lips; allowed his pent-up breath to escape inarticulate; to his
normal size and appearance shrank back when it was gone.
With an air of ebbing doubt, “Not at all unlike?” he questioned.
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