Once Aboard the Lugger-- The History of George and his MaryHutchinson, A. S. M. (Arthur Stuart-Menteth)
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Once Aboard the Lugger-- The History of George and his Mary
Hutchinson, A. S. M. (Arthur Stuart-Menteth)
Fiction; Humorous stories
George replied briskly. He forced himself to take confidence, though
every moment made yet more difficult the struggle to disbelieve what his
eyes told him. “Not at all unlike,” he affirmed. “Very similar, in fact.
Yes, I should say very similar indeed.”
Still in the same tone of one who is being reluctantly convinced, Mr.
Marrapit again played Echo's part: “Very similar indeed? You grant
that?”
“Certainly,” George admitted frankly. “Certainly. I do not wonder you
were mistaken.”
“Nor I,” Mr. Marrapit smoothly replied. “Indeed, in Mrs. Major's cat I
detect certain signs which my Rose has long borne but which she has no
longer, if the cat you bring is she?”
“Eh?” said George.
“Certain signs,” Mr. Marrapit repeated, with the smoothness of flowing
oil, “which I recollect in my Rose. The mark, for example, where her
left ear was abrased by Mr. Wyvern's blood-thirsty bull-terrier.”
George stooped to the cats. Pointing, he cried triumphantly: “Yes, and
there is the mark!”
“Yes,” Mr. Marrapit pronounced mildly. “Yes, but you are now looking at
Mrs. Major's cat.”
“Hem!” said Mrs. Major. “Hem!”
Like one who has stepped upon hot iron George started back, stared
aghast. A further “hem,” with which a chuckle was mixed, came from Mrs.
Major; from my collapsed Mary upon the edge of the sofa a sniff that was
mingled groan and sob.
George put a hand to his head. This young man's senses were ajostle and
awhirl. Well he remembered that mark which by disastrous blunder he had
indicated on Mrs. Major's cat; vainly he sought it on his own. Yet his
was the Rose. Was this a nightmare, then, and no true thing? He put his
hand to his head.
“Looking at Mrs. Major's cat,” repeated Mr. Marrapit, his tone smooth as
the trickle of oil.
George fought on. “Quite so. Quite so. I know that. That is what makes
it so extraordinary--that this cat which you call Mrs. Major's and think
is the Rose should have the very mark that our Rose had.”
“But our Rose has not--if that is she.”
“Ah! not now,” George said impressively. “Not now. It healed. Healed
months ago. Don't you remember my saying one morning, 'The Rose's ear is
quite healed now'?”
“I do not, sir,” snapped Mr. Marrapit, with alarming sharpness.
“Oh!” said George. “Oh!”
“Hem!” fired Mrs. Major. “Hem! Hem!”
“That tail,” spoke Mr. Marrapit, a sinister hardness now behind the
oiliness. “Mark those tails.”
George marked. To this young man's disordered mind the room took on the
appearance of a forest of waving tails.
“Well?” rapped Mr. Marrapit. “You note those tails? Mrs. Major's cat has
a verdant tail, a bush-like tail. Yours has a rat tail. Do you recollect
my pride in the luxuriousness of the Rose's tail?”
George blundered along the path he had chosen. “Formerly,” he said, “not
latterly. Latterly, if you remember, there was a remarkable falling off
in the Rose's tail. Her tail moulted. It shed hairs. I remember worrying
over it. I remember--”
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