Once Aboard the Lugger-- The History of George and his MaryHutchinson, A. S. M. (Arthur Stuart-Menteth)
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Once Aboard the Lugger-- The History of George and his Mary
Hutchinson, A. S. M. (Arthur Stuart-Menteth)
Fiction; Humorous stories
A voice from the sofa froze him. “Oh, George, don't, don't!” moaned his
Mary.
Recovering his horror, he turned stiffly upon her. “If you mean me, Miss
Humfray, you forget yourself. I do not understand you. Kindly recollect
that I have another name.”
The hideous frown he bent upon his Mary might well have advertised
the sincerity of his rebuke. He faced Mr. Marrapit, blundered on. “I
remember noticing how thin the Rose's tail was getting.” He gathered
confidence, pushed ahead. “You have forgotten those little points, sir.
Upset by your loss you have jumped at the first cat like the Rose that
you have seen.” He took new courage, became impressive. “You are making
a fearful mistake, sir--an awful mistake. A mistake at which you will
shudder when you look back--”
“Incredible!”
Mr. Marrapit, swelling as a few moments earlier he had swollen, this
time burst to speech. He raised his clenched fists; in immense volume of
sound exploded. “Incredible!”
George misinterpreted; was shaken, but hurried on. “It is. I admit it.
It is an incredible likeness. But look again, sir.”
Mr. Marrapit gave instead a confused scream.
Alarmed, George made as if to plunge on with further protests. “George!
George!” from his Mary checked him. Furious, he turned upon her; and in
that moment Mr. Marrapit, recovering words, turned to Mrs. Major.
“As you have restored my treasure to my house, Mrs. Major, so now
silence this iniquitous man by telling him what you have told me. I
implore speed. Silence him. Utterly confound him. Stop him from further
perjury before an outraged Creator rains thunderbolts upon this roof.”
With a telling “Hem!” the masterly woman cleared for action. “I will,
Mr. Marrapit,” she bowed. She murmured “Rosie, Rosie, ickle Rosie!” The
cat Mr. Marrapit had lifted from her lap sprang back to that enticing
cushion.
Gently stroking its queenly back, to the soft accompaniment of its
majestic purr, in acid-tipped accents she began to speak.
She pointed at the cat that now sat at George's crime-steeped boots.
“When I was out this morning I found that cat in a little copse on the
Shipley Road. At first I thought it was our darling Rose. Suddenly I
heard voices. I did not wish to be seen, because, dear Mr. Marrapit, if
it was the Rose I had found, I wanted to bring it to you alone--to be
the first to make you happy. So I slipped into a disused hut that stands
there. Footsteps approached the door and I went into an inner room.”
Mrs. Major paused; shot a stabbing smile at George.
And now my miserable George realised. Now, visible at last, there rushed
upon him, grappled him, strangled him, the sinister something whose
presence he had scented on entering the apartment. No sound came from
this stricken man. He could not speak, nor move, nor think. Rooted he
remained; dully gazed at the thin lips whence poured the flood that
engulfed and that was utterly to wreck him.
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