WHO SAID SICK? 45 “HOW HAPPY COULD I BE WITH NEITHER--” 47 THE FURROW 49 THE SUBLIME _PORT_ 51 THE STORM 53 HALTED 55 SPRING FEVER 57 OUT OF THE DEPTHS 59 THE _LUSITANIA_ CRISIS 61 COLD AS THE ICEBERG 63 THE WAKE 65 THE FIFTH CIRCLE OF HELL 67 WAR STAGGERED: “WHAT CRIMES ARE COMMITTED IN MY NAME!" 69 THE OCTOPUS 71 SPRING, 1915 73 CABARET ROUGE 75 “VERY CLEVER, BUT HOW LONG CAN HE KEEP IT THERE?” 77 CEASE FIRING! 79 THE SPIRIT OF ’48 81 NO MERCY 83 DROPPING THE PILOT 85 IN THE ENGLISHMAN’S HOME 87 THE VOICE OF THE PEOPLE 89 “THE GLORY THAT WAS GREECE, AND THE GRANDEUR THAT WAS ROME” 91 “INASMUCH AS YE HAVE DONE IT UNTO ONE OF THE LEAST OF THESE, YE HAVE DONE IT UNTO ME” 93 “ET TU, BRUTE?” 95 ONE HUNDRED YEARS 97 GOING! GOING! 99 DIVIDENDS ON “A SCRAP OF PAPER" 101 BELGIUM RESTORED 103 DULCIS AMOR PATRIAE 105 HONEY 107 THE GOOSE-STEP 109 BETWEEN THE DEVIL AND THE DEEP SEA 111 ALWAYS SURE TO REPORT 113 HOISTING IT AGAIN 115 MÜNSCHAUSEN 117 TOO LATE AGAIN 119 FORCING THE DARDANELLES--A NIGHTMARE 121