“'St. John preaching in the Wilderness!'” said Quackinboss; “too tame
for my taste. He don't seem to roll up his sleeves to the work,--does
he?”
“It's not stump-oratory, surely?” said Layton, with a quiet smile.
“Ain't it, though! Well, stranger, I'm in a considerable unmixed error
if it is not! You'd like to maintain that because a man does n't rise up
from a velvet cushion and lay his hand upon a grand railing, all carved
with grotesque intricacies, all his sentiments must needs be commonplace
and vulgar; but I 'm here to tell you, sir, that you 'd hear grander
things, nobler things, and greater things from a moss-covered old tree-
stump in a western pine-forest, by the mouth of a plain, hardy son of
hard toil, than you've often listened to in what you call your place in
Parliament Now, that's a fact!”
There was that amount of energy in the way these words were uttered that
seemed to say, if carried further, the discussion might become
contentious.
Mr. Layton did not show any disposition to accept the gage of battle,
but turned to seek for his pupil.
“You 're looking for the Marquis, Mr. Layton,” asked Mrs. Morris, “ain't
you? I think you'll find him in the shrubberies, for he said all this
only bored him, and he 'd go and look for a cool spot to smoke his
cigar.”
“That's what it all comes to,” said Morgan, as soon as Layton had left
the room; “that's the whole of it! You pay a fellow--a 'double first'
something or other from Oxford or Cambridge--five hundred a year to go
abroad with your son, and all he teaches him is to choose a cheroot.”
“And smoke it, Tom,” chimed in Mrs. Morgan.
“There ain't no harm in a weed, sir, I hope?” said Quackinboss. “The
thinkers of this earth are most of 'em smoking men. What do you say,
sir, to Humboldt, Niebuhr, your own Bulwer, and all our people, from
John C. Colhoun to Daniel Webster? When a man puts a cigar between his
lips, he as good as says, 'I 'm a-reflecting,--I 'm not in no ways to be
broke in upon.' It's his own fault, sir, if he does n't think, for he
has in a manner shut the door to keep out intruders.”
“Filthy custom!” muttered Mr. Morgan, with a garbled sentence, in which
the word “America” was half audible.
“What's this he's saying about eating,--this Italian fellow?” said Mr.
Mosely, as a servant addressed him in a foreign language.
“It is a polite invitation to a luncheon,” said Mrs. Morris, modestly
turning to her fellow-travellers for their decision.
“Do any of us know our host?” asked Mr. OShea. “He is a Sir William
Heathcote.”
“There was a director of the Central Trunk line of that name, who failed
for half a million sterling,” whispered Morgan; “should n't wonder if it
were he.”
“All the more certain to give us a jolly feed, if he be!” chuckled
Mosely. “I vote we accept.”
“That of course,” said Mrs. Morris.
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