For the first few days of the voyage Layton thought of nothing but Clara
and her history, till his mind grew actually confused with conflicting
guesses about her. “I must tell Quackinboss everything. I must ask his
aid to read this mystery, or it will drive me mad,” said he, at last.
“He has seen her, too, and liked her.” She was the one solitary figure
he had met with at the Villa which seemed to have made a deep impression
upon him; and over and over again the American had alluded to the
“'little gal' with the long eyelashes, who sang so sweetly.”
It was not very easy to catch the Colonel in an unoccupied moment. Ever
since the voyage began he was full of engagements. He was an old
Transatlantic voyager, deep in all the arts and appliances by which such
journeys are rendered agreeable. Such men turn up everywhere. On the
Cunard line they organize the whist-parties, the polka on the poop-deck,
the sweepstakes on the ship's log, and the cod-fishing on the banks. On
the overland route it is they who direct where tents are to be pitched,
kids roasted, and Arabs horsewhipped. By a sort of common accord a
degree of command is conceded to them, and their authority is admitted
without dispute. Now and then a rival will contest the crown, and by his
party divide the state; but the community is large enough for such
schism, which, after all, is rarely a serious one. The Pretender, in the
present case, had come on board by the small vessel which took the pilot
away,--a circumstance not without suspicion, and, of course, certain of
obtaining its share of disparaging comments, not the less that the
gentleman's pretensions were considerable, and his manners imposing. In
fact, to use a vulgarism very expressive of the man, “he took on”
immensely. He was very indignant at not finding his servant expecting
him, and actually out of himself on discovering that a whole stateroom
had not been engaged for his accommodation. With all these disappointing
circumstances, it was curious enough how soon he reconciled himself to
his condition, submitting with great good-humor to all the privations of
ordinary mortals; and when, on the third or fourth day of the voyage, he
deigned to say that he had drunk worse Madeira, and that the clam soup
was really worthy of his approval, his popularity was at once assured.
It was really pleasant to witness such condescension, and so, indeed,
every one seemed to feel it. All but one, and that one was Quackinboss,
who, from the first moment, had conceived a strong dislike against the
new arrival, a sentiment he took no pains to conceal or disguise.
“He's too p'lite,--he 's too civil by half, sir,--especially with the
women folk,” said Quackinboss; “they ain't wholesome when they are so
tarnation sweet. As Senator Byles says, 'Bunkum won't make pie-crust,
though it 'll serve to butter a man up.' Them's my own sentiments too,
sir, and I don't like that stranger.”
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