“What can it signify to you, Colonel?” said Layton. “Why need you
trouble your head about who or what he is?”
“I 'll be bound he's one of them as pays his debts with the topsail
sheet, sir. He's run. I 'm as sartain o' that fact as if I seen it.
Whenever I see a party as won't play whist under five-guinea points, or
drink anything cheaper than Moët at four dollars a bottle, I say look
arter that chap, Shaver, and you'll see it's another man's money pays
for him.”
“But, after all,” remonstrated Layton, “surely you have nothing to do
with him?”
“Well, sir, I 'm not downright convinced on that score. He's a-come from
Florence; he knows all about the Heathcotes and Mrs. Morris, and the
other folk there; and he has either swindled _them_, or they 've been a-
roguing some others. That's _my_ platform, sir, and I'll not change one
plank of it.”
“Come, come,” said Layton, laughingly, “for the first time in your life
you have suffered a prejudice to override your shrewd good sense. The
man is a snob, and no more.”
“Well, sir, I 'd like to ask, could you say worse of him? Ain't a snob a
fellow as wants to be taken for better bred or richer or cleverer or
more influential than he really is? Ain't he a cheat? Ain't he one as
says, 'I ain't like that poor publican yonder, I 'm another guess sort
of crittur, and sit in quite another sort of place?' Jest now, picture
to your own mind how pleasant the world would be if one-fourth, or even
one-tenth, of its inhabitants was fellows of that stamp!”
It was only after two or three turns on the deck that Layton could
subdue the Colonel's indignation sufficiently to make him listen to him
with calm and attention. With a very brief preamble he read Clara's
letter for him, concluding all with the few lines inscribed “My Secret.”
“It is about this I want your advice, dear friend,” said he. “Tell me
frankly what you think of it all.”
Quackinboss was always pleased when asked his advice upon matters which
at first blush might seem out of the range of his usual experiences. It
seemed such a tribute to his general knowledge of life, that it was a
very graceful species of flattery, so that he was really delighted by
this proof of Layton's confidence in his acuteness and his delicacy, and
in the exact proportion of the satisfaction he felt was he disposed to
be diffuse and long-winded.
“This ain't an easy case, sir,” began he; “this ain't one of those
measures where a man may say, 'There's the right and there's the wrong
of it;' and it takes a man like Shaver Quackinboss--a man as has seen
snakes with all manner o' spots on 'em--to know what's best to be done.”
“So I thought,” mildly broke in Layton,--“so I thought.”
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