“There's chaps in this world,” continued he, “never sees a difficulty
nowhere; they 'd whittle a hickory stick with the same blade as a piece
of larch timber, sir; ay, and worse, too, never know how they gapped
their knife for the doin' it! You 'd not believe it, perhaps, but the
wiliest cove ever I seen in life was an old chief of the Mandans, Aï-ha-
ha-tha, and his rule was, when you 're on a trail, track it step by
step; never take short cuts. Let us read the girl's letter again.” And
he did so carefully, painstakingly, folding it up afterwards with slow
deliberation, while he reflected over the contents.
“I 'in a-thinkin',” said he, at last,--“I 'm a-thinkin' how we might
utilize that stranger there, the fellow as is come from Florence, and
who may possibly have heard something of this girl's history. _He_ don't
take to me; nor, for the matter o' that, do _I_ to _him_. But that don't
signify; there's one platform brings all manner of folk together,--it's
the great leveller in this world,--Play. Ay, sir, your English lord has
no objection to even Uncle Sam's dollars, though he 'd be riled con-
siderable if you asked him to sit down to meals with him. I 'll jest let
this crittur plunder me a bit; I'll flatter him with the notion that
he's too sharp and too spry for the Yankee. He's always goin' about
asking every one, 'Can't they make a game o' brag?' Well, I 'll go in,
sir. _He_ shall have his game, and I'll have mine.”
Layton did not certainly feel much confidence in the plan of campaign
thus struck out; but seeing the pleasure Quackinboss felt in the display
of his acuteness, he offered no objection to the project.
“Yes, sir,” continued Quackinboss, as though reflecting aloud, “once
these sort of critturs think a man a flat, they let out all about how
sharp they are themselves; they can't help it; it's part of their
shallow natur' to be boastful. Let us see, now, what it is we want to
find out: first of all, the widow, who she is and whence she came; then,
how she chanced to have the gal with her, and who the gal herself is,
where she was raised, and by whom; and, last of all, what is't they done
with her, how they 've fixed her. Ay, sir,” mused he, after a pause, “as
Senator Byles says, 'if I don't draw the badger, I 'd beg the honorable
gentleman to b'lieve that his own claws ain't sharp enough to do it!'
There's the very crittur himself, now, a-smokin',” cried he; “I'll jest
go and ask him for a weed.” And, so saying, Quackinboss crossed the deck
and joined the stranger.
CHAPTER XL. QUACKINBOSSIANA
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