The Martians hiding in "The Martian's Fancy" and peeping from its
windows let out a shriek as she started for the borer. They'd read her
mind. They burst from the place like moths from an opened trunk, and
instantaneously scattered all over the landscape.
"You boys watch Goreck," Trixie ordered the Finchburgers who had come
on foot. "But you with the machines, come on--join the fun!"
The air not only was rent, but hamburgered as she turned on the
borer's blast-ray full-strength and dragged it straight for "The
Martian's Fancy". The mowing-machine chopped up a few street weeds
before it began to cut and bale the houses. The psithium detectors
hopped like kangaroos against the flimsy walls, battering them down.
Goreck's protests were inaudible in the clangor of smashing dwellings
and the crackle of crumbling masonry. His tears of frustration and fury
made tiny mudpies in the dust.
"I guess that'll show you how a lady ought to be treated," Trixie
observed rather enigmatically, but with grim satisfaction, after having
done to his town everything that the old Assyrian conquerors had
bragged about--except perhaps the piling up of human heads. "Now give
him a send-off, boys!"
But their blasts at his feet couldn't possibly keep up with him. Maybe
it was merely dust, but he ran so fast he seemed to smoke from friction.
"I guess nobody's going to like me no more, after what I went and
done--losing my dandelions," Trixie sighed. They had started homeward,
and she was riding behind Horseface on Elmer. Most of the pedestrians
were riding the borer.
Horseface said, "We love you more than ever, Trix. We had to lose you
before we could see what fools we been."
Horseface went on, "Don't worry about the dandelions. For one thing,
while we was going through that tunnel you and Goreck made, we found a
whopping big vein of psithium--big enough to start another rush! Now we
can all go back to Terra if we want to--or if we stay, you can build a
whole blooming conservatory!"
Trixie stopped sobbing. Elmer rejoiced, because from her hiccoughs he
had felt as if she and Horseface had been dancing on his back.
Horseface said, "And anyway, your dandelions ain't lost. I knew it when
I came chasing after you to the fork in the road. Phorey Yakkermunn the
Martian was driving your jeep. Don't you remember what we used to call
him? 'Ears', that's what--'Ears' Yakkermunn, 'cause being a Martian and
coming from a planet with rarefied air like there is on Mars, his ears
had to be extra big so they could catch sounds."
"What's that got to do with my dandelions?"
"Phorey never could get used to the heavy air we got here on Venus. It
makes sounds too loud and hurts his ears. So he still does like he used
to, he stuffs them with cotton. Goreck told him to take the dandelions
to Saturday, didn't he? But with all that cotton in his ears, you know
where he took 'em? To Satterlee!"
"Are you sure?"
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