American fiction -- 19th century; California -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories; Western stories
“Gone?” echoed Abner, with a whitening face. “Mrs. Byers? Where?”
“Run away! Never come back no more! Gone!”
A vague idea that had been in Abner's mind since Byers's last visit now
took awful shape. Before the unfortunate Byers could collect his senses
he felt himself seized in a giant's grasp and forced against the tree.
“You coward!” said all that was left of the tolerant Abner--his even
voice--“you hound! Did you dare to abuse her? to lay your vile hands on
her--to strike her? Answer me.”
The shock--the grasp--perhaps Abner's words, momentarily silenced Byers.
“Did I strike her?” he said dazedly; “did I abuse her? Oh, yes!” with
deep irony. “Certainly! In course! Look yer, pardner!”--he suddenly
dragged up his sleeve from his red, hairy arm, exposing a blue cicatrix
in its centre--“that's a jab from her scissors about three months ago;
look yer!”--he bent his head and showed a scar along the scalp--“that's
her playfulness with a fire shovel! Look yer!”--he quickly opened his
collar, where his neck and cheek were striped and crossed with adhesive
plaster--“that's all that was left o' a glass jar o' preserves--the
preserves got away, but some of the glass got stuck! That's when she
heard I was a di-vorced man and hadn't told her.”
“Were you a di-vorced man?” gasped Abner.
“You know that; in course I was,” said Byers scornfully; “d'ye meanter
say she didn't tell ye?”
“She?” echoed Abner vaguely. “Your wife--you said just now she didn't
know it before.”
“My wife ez oncet was, I mean! Mary Ellen--your wife ez is to be,” said
Byers, with deep irony. “Oh, come now. Pretend ye don't know! Hi there!
Hands off! Don't strike a man when he's down, like I am.”
But Abner's clutch of Byers's shoulder relaxed, and he sank down to a
sitting posture on the root. In the meantime Byers, overcome by a sense
of this new misery added to his manifold grievances, gave way to maudlin
silent tears.
“Mary Ellen--your first wife?” repeated Abner vacantly.
“Yesh!” said Byers thickly, “my first wife--shelected and picked out
fer your shecond wife--by your first--like d----d conundrum. How wash I
t'know?” he said, with a sudden shriek of public expostulation--“thash
what I wanter know. Here I come to talk with fr'en', like man to man,
unshuspecting, innoshent as chile, about my shecond wife! Fr'en' drops
out, carryin' off the whiskey. Then I hear all o' suddent voice o'
Mary Ellen talkin' in kitchen; then I come round softly and see Mary
Ellen--my wife as useter be--standin' at fr'en's kitchen winder. Then I
lights out quicker 'n lightnin' and scoots! And when I gets back home,
I ups and tells my wife. And whosh fault ish't! Who shaid a man oughter
tell hish wife? You! Who keepsh other mensh' first wivesh at kishen
winder to frighten 'em to tell? You!”
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