Opus 21: Descriptive Music for the Lower Kinsey Epoch of the Atomic Age, a Concerto for a One-man Band, Six Arias for Soap Operas, Fugues, Anthems & BarrelhouseWylie, Philip
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Opus 21: Descriptive Music for the Lower Kinsey Epoch of the Atomic Age, a Concerto for a One-man Band, Six Arias for Soap Operas, Fugues, Anthems & Barrelhouse
Wylie, Philip
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Sedately the word moved toward the city area. People began to
speculate about the product thus being advertised. Two or three of
the quicker-thinking formed hat-pools for dimes and quarters--best
guess to take all. At the same time, a considerable discussion arose
over the fact that these letters were not being formed by a plane--a
glinting speck at the head of a comet of smoke--but were the result of
a composing of clouds which had thitherto appeared to be in the random
distribution familiar to all. A vague alarm became observable in the
voices and the postures of the beholders although it was suggested by
the calm among them that the sky-writer had lost the first part of
his message--a PEA, for example, or a GRAPE. At the same time, the
discomforting fact remained that no performer, and no aerial equipment
of any nature, could be descried.
The growing strain--and strain came easily amongst persons who
had lived through eight years of the Atomic Age--rather suddenly
diminished. Clouds boiled, rotated and stretched out to make what
people began to recognize (in the order of individual percipience) as
a pluralizing S and an exclamation point. The great letters on the sky
said:
NUTS!
This, clearly, was a joke. Someone who possessed a slightly malicious
sense of humor, some technician with a novel trick, had seen fit to
write above Lake Michigan a laconic comment: NUTS! People laughed and
went back to their activities--and their deliberate eschewals of all
activity. Other clouds appeared and offered no further entertainment.
A few cars on the Lake Shore Drive ground to a stop. Their operators
and passengers looked up to see what still intrigued the residual
gazers--chuckled--and drove on.
Perhaps only Calk, of all those myriads, had a real premonition of
evil. He referred it, not unnaturally, to the fact that this was the
occasion of his engagement. Looking at the long, shiny limbs of Miss
Lurp, the nodes on them, at her rather dangly breasts and her somewhat
overteased brown hair (that now smelled of a plastic bathing cap into
which had been "built" a perfume that did not quite eradicate the
cap's original odor of phenol) he could not help wondering if it was
auspicious to behold, upon their first venture as affianced persons, a
great NUTS! floating overhead. Following the word with his eye, as it
drifted toward the metropolis, he also observed, with distaste, that it
maintained its continuity better than any sky-writing he had ever seen.
Other citizens, not having witnessed the formation of the word, took it
for granted that some prankster had done the deed and, since Chicago
is a city where a burp will bring down the house, hugely enjoyed it.
The _Sun_ had a box about it. The _News_ had a cartoon about it--bad
municipal government shuddering as the word in the sky threatened. The
_Tribune_ carried a long editorial attributing the whole affair to
communists.
The next day was rainy.
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