Opus 21: Descriptive Music for the Lower Kinsey Epoch of the Atomic Age, a Concerto for a One-man Band, Six Arias for Soap Operas, Fugues, Anthems & BarrelhouseWylie, Philip
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Opus 21: Descriptive Music for the Lower Kinsey Epoch of the Atomic Age, a Concerto for a One-man Band, Six Arias for Soap Operas, Fugues, Anthems & Barrelhouse
Wylie, Philip
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The day after, however, was immaculately clear and from the azure
reaches above the lake there floated to and over Chicago a second giant
syllable:
CRAP!
The formation, this time, was witnessed by the officers and crew of the
_Matthew T. Handless_, a freighter. Her skipper, acting as spokesman
for the group, seemed less awed by the reporters and news cameramen
than by his memory. "It was an absolutely cloudless morning out there,"
he said. "Dry weather. Barometer at 30.46. Nothing in sight. Then
clouds just seemed to appear of their own accord in the sky. Not a wave
below--flat calm. They worked themselves into this here, now, word--and
they started drifting for Chicago on a high-altitude breeze. I watched
pretty much the whole thing with my glasses--and they're good glasses.
I just had 'em checked at Davis's Optometrical, and there was no plane
of any sort."
The news spread across an amused United States.
WRITING IN SKY PANICS CHI
"Disgruntled Chicagoan" was the universal solution. Disgruntled
Chicagoan with a new process for sky-writing. Somebody sore about
the housing shortage, the garbage disposal, the taxes, the materials
scarcities, the innumerable blanks to be made out for local, state and
federal governments, the new bonus, the rising menace of prohibition,
the thousand things at which people were indignant in 1953. "Chicago
per se," the New York _Times_ rather uncouthly suggested.
It was not until the 14th of August, however--a day much like the
9th--that the matter took on different proportions. For, by then, the
marshaled resources of science were as ready as set rattraps. When
the clouds began to churn significantly, no less than one hundred and
eighteen planes, not counting the planes of photographers and mere
sightseers, climbed to the region from fields all around the Windy
City, which, of course, as on the ninth, was enjoying a mild zephyr.
A huge S took shape. Traffic stopped. Customers and employees poured
out of stores like lava, offices regurgitated their hordes, housewives
left bacon burning and babies sodden; all were witness to an impromptu
air circus. It had three phases, or acts. First, police planes and
military aircraft drove off unofficial spectators--light planes and
helicopters belonging to the curious and two or three commercial pilots
who carried their fares off the flyways for a closer look. Second,
science went to work.
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