Opus 21: Descriptive Music for the Lower Kinsey Epoch of the Atomic Age, a Concerto for a One-man Band, Six Arias for Soap Operas, Fugues, Anthems & BarrelhouseWylie, Philip
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Opus 21: Descriptive Music for the Lower Kinsey Epoch of the Atomic Age, a Concerto for a One-man Band, Six Arias for Soap Operas, Fugues, Anthems & Barrelhouse
Wylie, Philip
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This ended the main spectacle. Most of the planes descended to
earth. The word--awful, unprintable, unacknowledgable, obscene
and illegal--which, as has been noted, many use in private and in
public, and everybody sees constantly chalked on fences and carved
into cement by rude boys--and which is pronounced "shucks" by the
super-superstitious--now rode in the Chicago heavens. The breeze
dropped. Surrounding cumulus clouds retreated as if to frame the sign;
air movement died aloft; the four corrupt letters and their following
exclamation point came to rest directly over the Loop. This was widely
regarded as the supreme practical joke--until the extras began to
appear. These were in a way disappointing: photographers had spiraled
vainly in the high blue, for not one newspaper made bold to print a
picture of what all could see if they bent their necks.
But the published statement concerning the scientific investigation
had a tendency to diminish the widespread mirth. Dr. A.B. Cummings,
acting for a General Committee, wrote the report. It said, in part:
"... a gross examination showed a special arrangement of clouds which
cannot be accounted for by the laws of chance. Emphasis should be made
of the fact that absolutely no clue to human agency, domestic, enemy,
or other--either in the air or on the ground--was found. There was
no evidence of interference from the stratosphere above. No abnormal
radiation was detected. No use of sonic devices may be presumed in
view of the study. After the mass became stationary, it was found that
currents of air were moving as they should (according to all known laws
and principles of meteorology) above, below, and on both sides of the
phenomenon.
" ... that last fact, taken by itself, is perhaps the most disturbing,
although it is possibly equaled by one other. Viz--the mass is not
subject to the known laws of dissipation. The slipstream of jets and
the wash of huge propellers ought to have caused it to disintegrate
in a few minutes. They made only a moderate and local effect which,
again in violation of understandable principles, was offset by the
reassemblage of the mass along its original contours. It has been
proposed that if there is a repetition of this totally unprecedented
and inexplicable effect, antiaircraft artillery with ordinary
fused shells be used in an attempt to break it up. In such a case,
citizens will have to be sheltered from falling fragments during the
bombardment. This will probably be tried--although the tendency of the
mass to hold its shape, resembling as it does a similar tendency in
plastics of special molecular structures, at least suggests that even
artillery may not be effective....
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