Opus 21: Descriptive Music for the Lower Kinsey Epoch of the Atomic Age, a Concerto for a One-man Band, Six Arias for Soap Operas, Fugues, Anthems & BarrelhouseWylie, Philip
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Opus 21: Descriptive Music for the Lower Kinsey Epoch of the Atomic Age, a Concerto for a One-man Band, Six Arias for Soap Operas, Fugues, Anthems & Barrelhouse
Wylie, Philip
Authors -- Fiction; New York (N.Y.) -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction; Patients -- Fiction; Philosophy -- Fiction
I supposed, now, that Marcia was offering me the opportunity to ask if
I hadn't seen her in Miami; I supposed she had pointed out the hurt
to let me, if I wished, open it up. Paul had crushed his napkin. He
was sitting beside her and across from me--wondering, probably, how to
turn the conversation away from the heat wave, the weather, to a less
self-conscious, more profitable subject.
"Workin'?" he asked.
"Miami," I said to Marcia, "is quite a place." Then I said to Paul,
"Yeah."
"He's cutting a serial," Paul told the girl. "When he gets through,
they'll pay him about five years of my salary for it. A month's work,
for him. A story about how some college football player married the
Daisy Queen, I imagine. For that, he gets sixty bucks to my one. All I
do, though, is make atom bombs. You can see the public would rather--"
"--have its ego blown up than its cities."
She laughed. "What is it really about?"
I gave them an outline of the story. "You see," I said, "it's just the
way Shaw put it. If you're going to tell people the truth, you've got
to make them laugh, or they'll kill you."
"Why will they?" Marcia asked.
"Because the truth doesn't seem amusing to them at all. However--they
have a feeling life should be amusing. So--if you can make them laugh,
and still occasionally set down a fact, they assume it's possible for
somebody to know a few truths and still laugh. This permits them--in
the long run--to ignore the truth you set down and go on laughing."
"Does the truth seem amusing to you, Phil?" she asked.
"Infinitely."
"It seems ghastly to me."
"Infinitely ghastly, too. You have to approach it in both moods at
once--or else, and this is commoner--in first one and then the other."
"There is an unwritten law in this country," Paul reminded us dryly,
"that everything is just dandy all the time--and anybody who says
different is a communist!"
I nodded. "There is also a superstitious belief that the act of stating
an unpalatable truth will increase its danger to the folks. What you
don't know won't hurt you. Innocence is bliss. Boost, don't knock. If
you haven't anything good to say, don't say it. This is the folklore of
advertising. This is the theme song of radio. Everything has to be on
the up-and-up. Criticism is regarded as un-American and un-Christian.
The nation was founded by a rebellion of the early fathers against
British tyranny. Christ was the most passionate critic man ever had.
But it is considered the essence of patriotism and the chief tenet of
the Master to be anticritic. So the whole meaning both of our nation
and of its principal religion have been thrown overboard--and we are
all riding on a roller-coaster where no track inspectors are allowed."
"Goodness!" Marcia said.
"Where," I went on, "nobody is even sure that the tracks were ever laid
to the end: looking ahead realistically also is forbidden."
The drinks came.
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