"`Shame, shame!' cries the crowd, `you've killed the poor fellow.' And then they begins a shovin' and a hustlin' of me about, and I don't know how it would have ended if one of our chaps hadn't ha' come up; and then Dick came back after gettin' rid o' the barrer. Then we had the stretcher fetched, and the end of it was Horinges got seven days for assaultin' the police, and I got seven days, too--only mine was in the infirmary. "You wouldn't have ketched me tossin' if I'd known. "You see, people will be so precious fond o' takin' what they calls the weak side. They never stops to ask themselves whether it's right or whether it's wrong; but they goes at it like a bull at a gate, and it's us as suffers. Many's the chap as has got away when the pleece has jest nicely put a finger on him. In comes Public. `Let that poor chap alone,' says he, `what are you draggin' him off in chains like that for?' And so on to that tune till every one begins to feel for the chap, who puts on a cantin' phisog, and turns his eyes about like them coves as chalks on the pavement for a livin'. Perhaps he's a burglar, or a smasher, or swell-mobsman, or a nice tender-hearted critter as has been beatin' his wife with a poker, or knocked her head agin the wall, or some nice trick o' that kind. And then everybody takes part agin the police, and what can they do? "`Their dooty,' says you. "Well, in course, but it don't come werry pleasant, mind yer. "People don't side with us; they don't like us a bit. And of course you'll say we don't like the people. Well, we'll drop that part of the business. It's only natural for us to like a good murder, or burglary, or forgery. You swells likes your huntin', and fishin' and shootin'; and we enjoys our sport as much as you does your little games. There's a sorter relish about taking a fellow for anything exciting just when my gentleman fancies he's got clean off--hopped his twig, as he thinks; when in we goes at my gaol-bird, and pops salt on his tail. Bless yer, we claps the darbies on his wrists, and has him walked off before he knows what's up. He's like a orspital patient; we chloroforms him with the bracelets, and before he comes to hisself we've cut off his liberty, and he wakes up in a cell." "Yer see, sir," said my friend, rising, "yer see, we've a knack o' doin' it. Spose, now, it's you as is wanted. I've held you in play, say for half an hour, to make sure as you're the man as I wants, for I've got yer phortygruff pinned in my hat; and at last I walks up to yer just so, and `You're my pris'ner,' says I. Whereupon you ups with yer hands-- just so, that's the way--and tries to shove me off, when--" "_Click, Click_..." "There I has yer snug with your bracelets on; and werry proud I feels of yer."