Original Plays, Second SeriesGilbert, W. S. (William Schwenck)
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Original Plays, Second Series
Gilbert, W. S. (William Schwenck)
English drama; Operas -- Librettos
_Miss T._ Nothing wrong? Oh, thoughtless, frivolous, light-hearted
creature! Oh, reckless old butterfly! Nothing wrong! You’ve eyes in
your head, a nose on your face, ears on each side of it, a brain of
some sort in your skull, haven’t you, butler?
_Sym._ Undoubtedly, but I beg to observe I’m not the----
_Miss T._ Have you or have you not the gift of simple apprehension? Can
you or can you not draw conclusions? Go to, go to, you offend me.
_Sym._ (_aside_). There _is_ something wrong, and it’s _here_
(_touching his forehead_). I’ll tell her you’re here. Whom shall I say?
_Miss T._ Say that one on whose devoted head the black sorrows of a
long lifetime have fallen, even as a funeral pall, craves a minute’s
interview with a dear old friend. Do you think you can recollect that
message, butler?
_Sym._ I’ll try, but I beg, I _beg_ to observe, I’m not the butler.
(_Aside._) This is a most surprising young person! [_Exit._
_Miss T._ At last I’m in my darling’s home, the home of the bright
blythe carolling thing that lit, as with a ray of heaven’s sunlight,
the murky gloom of my miserable school-days. But what do I see? Tarts?
Ginger wine? There are rejoicings of some kind afoot. Alas, I am out of
place here. What have I in common with tarts? Oh, I am ill-attuned to
scenes of revelry! (_Takes a tart and eats it._)
_Enter MINNIE._
_Min._ Belinda! (_They rush to each other’s arms._)
_Miss T._ Minnie! My own long-lost lamb! This is the first gleam of joy
that has lighted my darksome course this many and many a day! And in
spite of the change that time and misery have brought upon me, you knew
me at once! (_Eating the tart all this time._)
_Min._ Oh, I felt sure it was you, from the message.
_Miss T._ How wondrously fair you have grown! And this dress! Why, it
is surely a bridal dress! Those tarts--that wine! Surely this is not
your wedding-day?
_Min._ Yes, dear, I shall be married in half an hour.
_Miss T._ Oh, strange chance! Oh, unheard-of coincidence! Married! And
to whom?
_Min._ Oh, to the dearest love--My cousin, Mr. Cheviot Hill. Perhaps
you know the name?
_Miss T._ I have heard of the Cheviot Hills, somewhere.
Happy--strangely happy girl! You, at least, know your husband’s name.
_Min._ Oh yes, it’s on all his pocket-handkerchiefs.
_Miss T._ It is much to know. I do not know mine.
_Min._ Have you forgotten it?
_Miss T._ No; I never knew it. It is a dark mystery. It may not be
unfathomed. It is buried in the fathomless gulf of the Eternal Past.
There let it lie.
_Min._ Oh, tell me all about it, dear.
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